One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....

Think it's the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...

To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils

He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taff-Price
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business

So is selling hard liquor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill

I got mixed results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I robbed a kitchen utensil store

I like to take whisks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...

but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrStinkpinkyPhD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I got caught stealing kitchen utensils

It was worth the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thephantomnose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...

...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My roommate said if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils she’s gonna move out...

That’s a whisk I’m willing to take!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luc1113
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons

That wasn't knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Did you hear about the man caught shoplifting kitchen utensils?

He was put in custardy. When asked he stated β€œit was a whisk worth taking.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barstowtovegas
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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My sister has a dangerous shopping habit. She purchased 1000 kitchen utensils just last week.

She's always been one to take unnecessary whisks, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Die4Cy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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At the kitchen utensil section of the grocery store:

Me: I’m thinking of shoplifting.

Her: Are you crazy??

Me: It’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!

Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thefullerexpress
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...

...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeteuchter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..

but it’s a whisk in willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malenah101
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils

But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leww_ap
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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My friends shout at me when I steal their kitchen utensils.

But that's a whisk that I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Y0ur_Mum_
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils

But it's a wisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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My wife warned me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.

But it’s a whisk I was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goofball541
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My wife gets mad when I steal her kitchen utensils...

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akathecaptain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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My wife warned me to stop taking kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mataleetachu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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I got arrested for stealing kitchen utensils...

It was worth the wisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk33tshota
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I was warned not to stealing kitchen utensils...

but it was a whisk I am will to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rattlee_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My wife told me not to steal kitchen utensils...

But it was whisk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVNerdtron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My roommates get mad when I steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/admchaps81887
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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My friend warned me not to steal their kitchen utensils...

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCG69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.

But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I was warned not to steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I am willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.

But it's a whisk I am willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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My wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nulty72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My wife warned me not to take the kitchen utensils...

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nunodoesitall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils,

but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glumbot_2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My wife gets really mad when I hide all the kitchen utensils.

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils

But it’s a whisk i’m willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I almost didn't steal the kitchen utensil

but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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My wife gets really upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My Friends Get Mad When I Steal Their Kitchen Utensils

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjchrist1
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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Why did the thief steal the kitchen utensils.

It was a whisk worth taking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakesquadgames
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils....

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnOfArkham
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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