One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
π︎ 11
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.
π︎ 8
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils
He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.
π︎ 11
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business
So is selling hard liquor
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jan 23 2021
Iβve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
π︎ 20
π
︎ Nov 21 2020
My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 108
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I robbed a kitchen utensil store
π︎ 77
π
︎ Aug 31 2020
My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...
but thatβs a wisk Iβm willing to take.
π︎ 809
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I got caught stealing kitchen utensils
π︎ 43
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
π︎ 15
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My roommate said if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils sheβs gonna move out...
Thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take!
π︎ 35
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5β¦
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π
︎ Nov 18 2019
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
π︎ 6
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Did you hear about the man caught shoplifting kitchen utensils?
He was put in custardy. When asked he stated βit was a whisk worth taking.β
π︎ 7
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︎ May 20 2018
My sister has a dangerous shopping habit. She purchased 1000 kitchen utensils just last week.
She's always been one to take unnecessary whisks, though.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jul 24 2018
At the kitchen utensil section of the grocery store:
Me: Iβm thinking of shoplifting.
Her: Are you crazy??
Me: Itβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
π︎ 10
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︎ Jan 13 2018
I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils
π︎ 17
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!
Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
π︎ 38
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils
π︎ 44
π
︎ May 30 2020
My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...
...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take
π︎ 155
π
︎ Jan 18 2020
my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..
but itβs a whisk in willing to take
π︎ 12
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︎ May 11 2020
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But itβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
π︎ 6k
π
︎ Jun 21 2018
My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
π︎ 6k
π
︎ May 15 2018
My friends shout at me when I steal their kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk that I'm willing to take.
π︎ 4
π
︎ May 18 2020
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it's a wisk I'm willing to take
π︎ 120
π
︎ Jul 27 2019
My wife warned me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.
But itβs a whisk I was willing to take
π︎ 27
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︎ Jan 25 2019
My wife gets mad when I steal her kitchen utensils...
But thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
π︎ 86
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︎ Apr 14 2019
My wife warned me to stop taking kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
π︎ 202
π
︎ Jul 16 2018
I got arrested for stealing kitchen utensils...
π︎ 22
π
︎ Jun 13 2019
I was warned not to stealing kitchen utensils...
but it was a whisk I am will to take.
π︎ 47
π
︎ Apr 07 2019
My wife told me not to steal kitchen utensils...
But it was whisk I was willing to take.
π︎ 30
π
︎ Jul 02 2019
My roommates get mad when I steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 41
π
︎ Apr 05 2019
My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 306
π
︎ Oct 23 2017
My friend warned me not to steal their kitchen utensils...
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jun 21 2018
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.
But itβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
π︎ 20
π
︎ Apr 07 2019
I was warned not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
π︎ 42
π
︎ Feb 24 2019
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
π︎ 47
π
︎ Jul 05 2018
My wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jan 29 2019
My wife warned me not to take the kitchen utensils...
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 18
π
︎ Jul 19 2018
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils,
but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 20
π
︎ Jan 25 2019
My wife gets really mad when I hide all the kitchen utensils.
But thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
π︎ 61
π
︎ Jan 10 2018
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But itβs a whisk iβm willing to take
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jan 26 2019
I almost didn't steal the kitchen utensil
but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
π︎ 23
π
︎ Apr 24 2018
My wife gets really upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Sep 05 2018
My Friends Get Mad When I Steal Their Kitchen Utensils
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 64
π
︎ May 03 2017
Why did the thief steal the kitchen utensils.
It was a whisk worth taking.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jul 22 2018
My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils....
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
π︎ 39
π
︎ Aug 28 2017
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