Eating Utensil Puns

A list of puns related to "Eating Utensil"

My eating utensils were forged from Valerian steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
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👤︎ u/GerryAttric
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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When Luke Skywalker was growing up, he sometimes forgot to use utensils while eating.

So, Owen and Beru had to say "Use the fork, Luke."

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👤︎ u/gman314
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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I tried to eat my steak with only one utensil

But the fork wasn’t cutting it.

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👤︎ u/asametrical
📅︎ Nov 30 2017
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