It grew on me
But I haven’t botany plants
He has hoes in different area codes.
But then it started to grow on me
Often, she's a hoe.
These hoes ain't loyal
I just wish his wife would do the same.
I tell them “it’s next to the sage”
I got nothing to grow yet though.
I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.
Hit me up for a good thyme
I went to the hardware store to pick up some plants and seeds for my garden, and my thyme seeds wouldn’t scan. The manager told me I could just have them, so I guess I’ve got some free thyme on my hands.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson".
But I finally decided to grow a pear.
Your Italian neighbour has a goose in his garden. You give him a second one. What does he have?
But then I decided to grow a pear
A self kelp book
When I found out I got so excited I wet my plants
She just like hoeing around
Asking for a frond.
I decided to grow a garden this year. Most of the plants grew really well, but one of my herb plants struggled and eventually died so I had to throw it out. It was thyme.
weeding is fundamental."
I wonder if he gets any leave time.
Me: This looks like a great detective novel.
You: You know. The plot thickens.
...now that I have more thyme on my hands.
it's called "oopsie daisies"
We were digging out where the fish pond was going to be, and he went to get his sister to help because it was "fun for the HOLE family"
Me and the hubby were doing some gardening and I said to him "we need a wood stake" (so we could stabilize a tomato plant) and he replied "first we gotta find a wooden cow"...good thing ur cute babe :)
...when I was younger, and my dad asked me to "fetch me the hoe".
Neither him nor mum were impressed when I called mum over.
They gave me some sage advice.
Father: (fed up with the tool he was using) Have you seen the old hoe anywhere?
Me: Yeah, I thought you said she was doing the laundry (referring to my mother).
we both laughed uproariously followed by periodic chuckles over the next hour while gardening.
"What are you planting?"
"Hostas, seedums and..."
"Yeah I see them 1-2-3-4-5."
Doesn't help much when my dad dropped a "Seedum grow" joke an hour before.
His latest status update:
"I am so excited about the spring weather this weekend that I wet my plants!"
My dad and uncle are talking about gardening and my aunt chimes in about my uncle being terrible weeder. My uncle replies that it used to be a punishment when he was a kid, so he doesn't like to do it.
My dad replies, "When I was a kid, I was a good weeder. But I could never get through Gwapes of Wath,".
Me: This hose must be a dominatrix.
With a shit eatting grin I say: Its kinky!
Girlfriend: Que sigh + eyeroll