Vegetable Garden Puns

Lettuce spray

it's a problem called ingrown hares.

That's the harvest part.

"it's fine then Lettuce Leaf!!! "

He isn't worried though, he said they should turnip.

The White House leaks made headlines.

a Tormato

A seizure salad.

(It was suggested to post this here from r/jokes)

For context: we have a vegetable garden and a dog named Max

During dinner, my mom remarked how her stir fry was made almost entirely out of vegetables from our garden except the eggs, to which my dad said “well then we’ll just have to raise some chickens.”

I reply, “well what about Max?”, implying that he might attack the chickens.

And without hesitation my dad replies, “well he can’t lay eggs”

Me to friend: You work fourteen hour shifts, make everything from scratch, and tend your own vegetable and herb garden. Where do you find the time?

Friend: Right next to the rosemary.

My kid's school is having a jogaton to raise money for the schools garden. I thought the kids would get a kick out of some funny motivational posters with vegetable/herbs/fruits puns. Please help me Reddit as I'm not nearly as creative as you.

Very short backstory: My dad has a huge-ish garden full of all sorts of vegetables.

So anyway, We're in the garden and I saw a giant beet sticking out of the ground so I picked it up, turned to my dad and say, "Sorry dad, I dropped the beet". I finally got him at his own game.

Whenever my family and I go out to eat with people that aren't a part of our regular group, the following conversation takes place:

Dad: points to a tomato or some vegetable in someone's salad "This is out of my garden."

Other person: "No it's not...we're in a restaurant! How could it be out of your garden?"

Dad: "Well it's not IN my garden, is it?"

Me: ...