Vegetable Patch Puns

A list of puns related to "Vegetable Patch"

What do you get when you cross a Vegetable Patch with a Dinosaur?

Squash

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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I'm really happy with my vegetable patch.

I haven't wanted a vegetable in weeks.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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Being a plumber and out of work because of the lockdown I've started my own vegetable patch.

It's going really well and I've just noticed my first leek!

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?

Lettuce spray.

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👤︎ u/cantcontrol12
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you get when you cross a vegetable patch with a dinosaur?

Squash

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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