A list of puns related to "Gardener"
Leaf me alone.
They wanted to grow a power plant.
It was easy, both are basically implants.
All he does is trim my wife’s bush and leaves.
Please, don't waste my thyme!
He said he couldn't do it because my garden is portrait.
The cabin replied, "I only play house music." The windmill said, "not me, I'm a heavy metal fan." The backhoe said, "I just dig rock." The plastic baggie said, "I do, I'm a wrapper!"
They are used to garden hose
He presses his tulips together.
He used his tulips
He said only thyme would tell.
They had to do a compost-mortem.
(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)
So he always has a couple hoes with him
He gave me some sage advice.
These hoes ain't loyal
Take me to your weeder
He wet his plants.
So we payed him in hedge funds
The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.
He wouldn't release his hosta.
He couldn't find the thyme!
"He's been acting real depressed," explained the gardener. "He just lays in the garden day after day, letting out these really sad sighs... "
"I see," replied the vet. "What do you grow?"
"This season it's cantaloupe, but I don't see how that's relevant."
The vet nodded knowingly and replied, "Well, that explains it-- he's a Melon Collie."
Landscape gardener says nope can't do it your gardens in portrait
He throws in the trowel.
My gardens portrait.
He looked forlorn.
A grower not a shower.
He got tulipie.
He has a green thumb
Harry Potter
He didn't botany...
Flowerpoint
They're always worried about their fuschias
A high discus plant.
Because they like to GERMINATE. GERMINATE.
Juan.
What gender, and how would you rate the quality of work?
Emanuel.
The police ruled it a herbicide.
He wet his plants...
They wet their plants
Hulk, he has a green thumb
He wet his plants.
He wet his plants.
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