A list of puns related to "Gardener"
so we nicknamed him Dan da lion.
Lettuce grow, lettuce grow, lettuce grow.
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
Well, Garden hose, of course!
Everything was going great until I went to pay him and he said “your wife already took care of it.”
...due to his extensive knowledge of tree angles.
Its thyme to stop.
Cryptoes
PLANTformers.
Leaf me alone.
She got planted
It was easy, both are basically implants.
All he does is trim my wife’s bush and leaves.
The cabin replied, "I only play house music." The windmill said, "not me, I'm a heavy metal fan." The backhoe said, "I just dig rock." The plastic baggie said, "I do, I'm a wrapper!"
He said he couldn't do it because my garden is portrait.
Please, don't waste my thyme!
They are used to garden hose
He presses his tulips together.
He used his tulips
He said only thyme would tell.
They had to do a compost-mortem.
(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)
So he always has a couple hoes with him
He gave me some sage advice.
Take me to your weeder
The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.
So we payed him in hedge funds
He wet his plants.
He wouldn't release his hosta.
"He's been acting real depressed," explained the gardener. "He just lays in the garden day after day, letting out these really sad sighs... "
"I see," replied the vet. "What do you grow?"
"This season it's cantaloupe, but I don't see how that's relevant."
The vet nodded knowingly and replied, "Well, that explains it-- he's a Melon Collie."
He couldn't find the thyme!
Landscape gardener says nope can't do it your gardens in portrait
He throws in the trowel.
My gardens portrait.
He looked forlorn.
He has a green thumb
He got tulipie.
A grower not a shower.
He didn't botany...
Harry Potter
Flowerpoint
They're always worried about their fuschias
Because they like to GERMINATE. GERMINATE.
He wet his plants...
They wet their plants
Hulk, he has a green thumb
He wet his plants.
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