Horticultural Puns

A list of puns related to "Horticultural"

You can lead a horticulture,

but you can't make her think.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Aw8nf8
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
🚨︎ report
You have to admit the most inclusive horticulture is bonsai

cause it's anti-bigger-tree

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/yeezuswasaninsidejob
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you know that the Vatican is interested in horticulture?

They've been cherry picking since the 4th century CE.

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Wakanda4eva4eva
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
🚨︎ report
If I grow peppers from other countries in my back yard

Is it horticultural appropriation?

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/stupidlyugly
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
🚨︎ report
What helped the prostitute mend their ways?

They studied horticulture

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/AnotherPackOfDust
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Dad got me on my birthday

Me: Yea my friend is studying plants, what's the major called? Dad: Horticulture?

Me: Yea that one! Anywa-

Dad: You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her drink

Dammit

👍︎ 24
💬︎
👤︎ u/Navico1994
📅︎ Sep 21 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.