A list of puns related to "Separating Eggs"
You put each egg in a different place.
The recipe said to separate two eggs, so I put one in the living room...
My dad chimes in: why can't they be happily married?
While starting on the eggs for the fried rice, he separated the yolk from the whites and started bouncing it on his spatula. He turned to a guy at the table and said "Ready?" as though he was going to toss it to him for a catch, then once we'd all made adequately horrified faces, he replies "I'm just yolking!"
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