No matter what the temperature in a room is. It is always room temperature.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What did the frat bro say when he got a glass of room temperature water?

Noice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Sorry I’m late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?

Room tempera-churros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Discount_Dracula
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Two scientists are trying to come up with a way to measure temperature.

One shows the other a prototype thermometer.

"We haven't figured out what to call it yet, but I need you to tell me what temperature this room is when i turn off the air conditioner so it cools to room temperature."

The other scientist gives him the OK and he walks out of the room to turn off the heater.

"OK, what temperature is it?"

"There's no marks on it!" The other scientist replied.

"Well, tell me the height of the mercury on the inside, relative to length of the bottle!"

"Alright" The scientist says. "In that case, it's fair in height"

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.

I just store it at room temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s

"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakyourfac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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No matter how high you set the thermostat...

It'll always be room temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyCritter83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Dad joked my sick girlfriend.

Girlfriend- Do you have any cold medicine? I really hope you do.

Me- I'm so sorry but I think all the medicine I have is room temperature.

Boom. Melted her face.

edit. Damn you swypos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pattymcfatty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2014
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A man and his wife are having their first child

After the birth, a nurse enters the hospital room with a warm blanket for their son.

New Dad turns to the nurse and says, β€œexcuse me, but, is that womb temperature?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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The air conditioning is too cold?

My classroom has air conditioning, but it only kicks in on warm days like today. When my fifth graders came in this morning, a couple immediately started complaining. "It's freezing in here!"

I had been waiting for this opportunity all year! I pointed to the corner of the room. "Well, if you're cold, you can go stand over there. The corner is 90ΒΊ!"

The best part was the chorus of incredulous students shouting "really?!" who then went over to investigate. It wasn't until they pointed out that the temperature was same over there that they realized they had been duped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecatapult
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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This just happened, and I actually laughed out loud. Obligatory post.

Son:"Dad do you think my new toy is cool?"

Me:"Actually, it's probably room temperature."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckinTheCarma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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Dad-joked my mum

We were baking two cakes for a friend. My mum asked me to check the temperature of the recipes. I put my hand on one of the recipe books and said: "Hmmm, feels to be about room temperature".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorShuggah
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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