My father was a conjoined twin.
His brother was my uncle on my fathers side once removed.
Maria gave birth to identical twins, named Amal, and Juan. She only carries one photo.
Because once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
I once knew some twins who were both missing an eye...
Did you hear about the conjoined twins that got fired from the FBI?
My dad was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
Never take a calculus exam when you are sitting next to two identical twins.
It’s really hard to differentiate between them.
George Clooney has a twin brother. Do you know what his name is?
Twins
Tito and Alex were talking about their families. Tito asked Alex if he had any children. Alex replied” yes, I have identical twin sons named Amal and Juan” . Tito asked Alex if he had any pictures of his sons. Alex produced a single picture and said” this is a picture of Juan”. Tito asked Alex if he had a picture of Amal. Alex replied”no, if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
What's another name for twins?
What is the favorite day of the week for twins?
My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!”
I said, “Well, they were separated at birth.”
I once dated a girl that had a twin. . .
People always asked how I could tell them apart but it was pretty easy.
Jessica had purple fingernails, James had a dick.
Lots of people know about Harley Quinn but very few people have heard about her twin brother who was stillborn...
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
....and the second one Duplikate.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
So a mom and dad walk up to the register at work today holding baby twins.
I asked the mother if it was hard giving birth to two babies in one day.
She looked me dead in the eyes with a straight face and said, pointing at her husband, "not really. I had one and he had the other"
I know twin EMTs
You might say they are a paramedics
What do you call a waffle's evil twin?
Why did one twin refuse to live with his brother?
Because he was a terrible womb-mate.
What do you call identical twins that join the police force?
I've been having an affair with my wife's siamese twin.
We're doing it behind her front.
Twin brothers just had a birthday
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
I have a twin brother in prison
We finish each other's sentences.
My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
A man called his twin brother from prison
“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?
Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.
So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".
Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
My friend just found out she will be giving birth to twins in 9 months!
For now, they're just cell mates.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
......and the second one Duplikate.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate
And I'll name the other DupliKate
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......
...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at work.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
........and the second one DupliKate.
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So, I have an uncle once removed.
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
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