Twin brothers just had a birthday

One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.

(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)

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📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Dadjoked my nieces ...

My twin nieces' birthdays are today. Last night, one of them was licking the bowl of frosting.

"You like that ice in the bowl, don't you?"

"It's not ice ... it's ICING!"

"You sing? Well, I sing too!" begin singing the Smurf song

My niece did a facepalm that would make any dad proud. :)

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📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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Math dad joke

In honor of my twins birthday today...My mathematically inclined daughter decided to memorize the first 50 numbers of Pi. After she recited them after only twenty minutes of memorizing I told her "I guess memorizing the digits in Pi is a piece of cake for you!." Got a good grimace for that.

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📅︎ Aug 22 2014
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