A list of puns related to "Benjamin Thompson"
Fuck it
This is personal
I know people generally advise against getting personal with someone with a different opinion than yours, but you know what, I could give less of a fuck if he personally dislikes the music from the band, I just hate the god damn way he goes about insulting the band
I hate Crash Thompson
I hate him personally & I hate his style of writing when it comes to his shitty music reviews
I hate his contrarian ass fragile ego mentality
I hate it when he needlessly shoves his fucking cringeworthy political opinions in his videos like a little bitch
I hate his annoying style of shouting & edgy humor
But most of all
I hate his stupid ass tweets about Breaking Benjamin
https://twitter.com/crashthompsonxo/status/984876684519370752?s=21
βThey put out the same goddamn fucking album every single time they release anything. Their singer sounds like he has his nuts slammed in a car door (and is enjoying it), itβs all the same generic, pasty, white-boy bullshit we should have grown out of two decades ago.β
How to sound like a contrarian asshole, use the word we & say shit like βWhy didnβt we grow out of this???β
Crash
You are a fucking Pop Punk fan
I like Pop Punk
But that same exact damn genre & scene has a lot of people who hate it & donβt take it seriously at all, upon that they ask why havenβt we grown out of it when referring to newer Pop Punk bands like PUP, Man Overboard, & The Story So Far
If you want to be consistent with your contrarian ass hatred, go with βUUUUGGHHHH WHY HAVENβT WE GROWN OUTTA POP PUNNNK ALREADY!!β
Also
Fuck you with your low key racism in the βwhite boyβ shit
Everyone would be talking shit & cancelling me if I said βWhy havenβt we grown outta this black boy rap shit?β
β And because I am in the SHITTIEST of moods today, Ben Burnleyβs haircut makes him look like the kid who ate entire bottles of paste in art class
But no, send me your 10000 word diatribes as to why the Ralph Wiggum of shitty cock-rock deserves a golden statute in the hall of fame.β
MAYBE IF YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY YOU SHOULDNβT BE SPEWING OUT YOUR OWN WHINY BULLSHIT ONTO OTHER PEOPLE, WHY NOT ACT FUCKING PROFESSIONAL WHEN YOU HAVE A FUCKING PATREON ACCOUNT WHILE THERE ARE YOUTUBERS WHO DO VIDEOS FOR NO MONEY AT ALL THAT GET JACKSHIT MONEY & ACT MORE PROFESSIONAL THAN YOU DO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE
God I hate you so god damn much you stupid fat fucking pig
Also sp
... keep reading on reddit β‘Full list: https://sponeur.wordpress.com/2018/05/06/air-yards-per-target-nfl-2017/
I came up with this stone cold sober, attempting to distract my mind as I awaited the end of my legal troubles. It has since stuck with me, no winner really ruling out in each of these four events. Each event happens directly after the next, leading up to their ultimate challenge: Saving the World.
10-man standard NFL league. 2 RBs and a flex. I'm thinking of sitting Benjamin. Any help is appreciated.
Full list: https://sponeur.wordpress.com/2018/05/06/air-yards-per-target-nfl-2017/
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