1. What is the most important drink in life?
2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?
A wet blanket with a wet blanket.
3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.
A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.
4. What do you call introverted window blinds?
5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?
Dat doe dough 'dough.
6. What do you call a plant's religion?
7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?
A Charger's phone charger.
8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?
That's all I got.
...and that's my Bucket List.
So that's two things I can cross off my bucket list.
...and that's my Bucket list
In fact they pail in comparison
Mine is just a little pail in comparison.
It's a pail imitation.
Pails in comparison
Because of how pail it was.
A bucket pails in comparison.
When it's a little pail.
I responded, "Well, it IS a little pail!"
Surprised, she asked, "How do you know?"
I replied, "Well, it's a little pail!"
“You look a Little Pail”
Mine is just a pail in comparison.
The last one pails by comparison.
Mine is a little pail in comparison.
It became a little pail.
It looks a little pail.
In fact, it was a little pail
when there was a terrible accident. The fire in his forge had gone out of control and set fire to the shop. The blacksmith nearly lost his life. He was bedridden for many months and relied on the help of his children and grandchildren to feed him, bathe him, and take care of all of his needs. Eventually he was able to get back on his feet, though his outlook on life had turned quite grim. He was now able to take care of himself, but he had lost much of his strength and dexterity from the injuries he sustained and he was unable to practice his trade. He fell into a deep depression and he spent most of his days sitting at home in front of the fireplace gazing into the flames, longing for the days when his strong hands could grasp a hammer and strike a hot piece of iron, slowly forging it into a beautiful piece of work.
One evening when the old man was sitting in front of the fire, he heard a knock at the door. It was his granddaughter, whom he hadn't seen in many months. She had overhe... keep reading on reddit ➡
It was a pail imitation!
Are you feeling all right? You look a little pail!
My in-laws were over and playing with my son. My father-in-law put a small bucket on his head like a hat.
He looked at my son and asked, "Does this hat make me look pail?"
Me: Dad I feel sick
Dad: Well I don't think you're gonna kick the bucket yet, but you do look a little pail.
But mine is a little pail into comparison.
pails in comparison