I finally got hold of an ancient pail used to fetch water. I crossed that item off.

It was on my bucket list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Pale pails
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_520
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A pail o' puns!

1. What is the most important drink in life?

Vitali-tea.

2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?

A wet blanket with a wet blanket.

3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.

A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.

4. What do you call introverted window blinds?

A shutter-in.

5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?

Dat doe dough 'dough.

6. What do you call a plant's religion?

Agri-culture.

7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?

A Charger's phone charger.

8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?

High noon.

That's all I got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickDemonic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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I fetched a pail of water and ate a whole KFC family meal to myself...

So that's two things I can cross off my bucket list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc. 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters. 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps.

...and that's my Bucket List.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Headed to Home Depot. I need a helmet, a pail, and a toilet.

...and that's my Bucket list

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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I went to the doctor and said, I feel like a bucket

Doctor said, you do look a bit pale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsonator85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I got a new bucket.

It's much better than my old bucket because the new one came with a lid.

It pails in comparison, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconbuddy95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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All my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Buckets are pathetic compared to bathtubs

In fact they pail in comparison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What happened to the sand just before it became a castle?

It got in pailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .

Pails in comparison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a pigment deficient friend who knows where you were at the time of the murder?

An alibino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Here is my bucket list:
  1. A five gallon bucket
  2. A wooden bucket
  3. A plastic beach bucket
  4. A mop bucket
  5. A KFC chicken bucket
  6. A bucket seat in my car.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ande4100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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How can you tell when a bucket is sick?

When it's a little pail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?

Because of how pail it was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrhood92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What’s the difference between a bucket and a barrel?

A bucket pails in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My daughter was playing in her sandbox when I suddenly asked if her small bucket was sick. Puzzled, she asked me why...

I responded, "Well, it IS a little pail!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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My daughter and I were playing on the beach today when I picked up her small bucket and stared at it for a long time. Puzzled, she asked, "Daddy, what're you doing!!?" Sounding concerned, I said, "Your bucket is sick!"

Surprised, she asked, "How do you know?"

I replied, "Well, it's a little pail!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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After hearing how popular bucket lists were, I thought I would write my own.

Bucket

Pail

Pot

Kettle

Can

Scuttle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealSquiggy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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I got a new bucket yesterday that I’m extremely happy with.

The last one pails by comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What has a handle and looks like it just saw a ghost?

A pail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What happened when the small bucket saw a ghost?

It became a little pail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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How can you tell if a small bucket is ill?

It looks a little pail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BD8D
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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I had a small water bucket, but the other day it just wasn't feeling that well.

In fact, it was a little pail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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[x-post /r/Jokes] [OC] An old blacksmith was working in his shop...

when there was a terrible accident. The fire in his forge had gone out of control and set fire to the shop. The blacksmith nearly lost his life. He was bedridden for many months and relied on the help of his children and grandchildren to feed him, bathe him, and take care of all of his needs. Eventually he was able to get back on his feet, though his outlook on life had turned quite grim. He was now able to take care of himself, but he had lost much of his strength and dexterity from the injuries he sustained and he was unable to practice his trade. He fell into a deep depression and he spent most of his days sitting at home in front of the fireplace gazing into the flames, longing for the days when his strong hands could grasp a hammer and strike a hot piece of iron, slowly forging it into a beautiful piece of work.

One evening when the old man was sitting in front of the fire, he heard a knock at the door. It was his granddaughter, whom he hadn't seen in many months. She had overheard her father talking to her mother about how her grandfather was slowly slipping away into depression and hopelessness and she wanted to help. To the old man's surprise, she had brought him a puppy. "I thought that since you're always here all by yourself that you might want someone you keep you company," the granddaughter said. The old man's eyes welled up with tears and the little puppy instantly jumped into his arms and began licking the tears from his face. The old man and his granddaughter spent the next several hours sitting on the floor of his house watching the puppy chase around a rubber ball, bouncing, jumping, panting, and licking. In that short time, the old man had made complete turnaround from being sad, lonely, and hopeless, to smiling from ear to ear, full of joy with his new-found companion. As the hours grew late and the puppy grew tired, the granddaughter said "Well Opa, I'm glad you like your puppy, but it's late and I should be heading home. By the way, what are you going to call him?" "Life," said the old man, "because he has given me a new meaning and joy to mine." The granddaughter kissed her grandfather on the cheek, wished him goodnight, and she left.

Many years passed and all the while, the old man and his little dog were inseparable. Everywhere the old man went, Life was always with him whether it was the post office, the grocery store, and even when the old man went to the barber shop, the little dog would sit patiently until the last hair on

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyOtherAccount_3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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I saw a fake bucket the other day

It was a pail imitation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ac3inthehole
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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My father-in-law got my 3-year-old son

My in-laws were over and playing with my son. My father-in-law put a small bucket on his head like a hat.

He looked at my son and asked, "Does this hat make me look pail?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionMarkyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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My dad pulled this on me...

Me: Dad I feel sick

Dad: Well I don't think you're gonna kick the bucket yet, but you do look a little pail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolmurph97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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All my friends have really expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

But mine is a little pail into comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .

pails in comparison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What did the Large Bucket say to the Small Bucket?

β€œYou look a Little Pail”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBubbles47_Real
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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All my friends have these long and expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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All my friends have such long and complicated bucket lists.

Mine is a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

Are you feeling all right? You look a little pail!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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