Know what my grandfather said to me, right before he kicked the bucket?

"How far ya think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/opum123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Yk what the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket?

β€œWatch how far I can kick this bucket!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godspeed987
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket

"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurtCocane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Still got many things on my bucket list
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedrick_Tatum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My Dad and the Home Depot Bucket.

When I was 15 there was a Home Depot bucket next to the front door for a while. One night I was watching tv with my mom. She was laying on the couch and I was laying on the floor.

My dad got home from work and as he was taking off his boots he asked β€œHey, where did that Home Depot bucket come from?” And without skipping a beat I said β€œI don’t know. Home Depot?” My mom laughed so hard and my dad was pissed. I got grounded for a week for β€œbeing a smart ass”.

I’m now 26 and to this day when my dad and I go to Home Depot I always chuckle and point to the buckets and ask β€œHey dad, where do you think those come from.”

On one of these trips I picked one up and was examining it when my dad asked me what I was looking for. I turned the bucket upside down and said β€œWell would you look at that dad. They’re from Lowe’s.” I thought he was gonna knock my ass out right there.

TLDR: My dad: β€œWhere did that Home Depot bucket come from?” Me: β€œI don’t know. Home Depot?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malfoy1743
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.

She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:

Icy, what you did there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.

I thought to myself β€œthese should be free of charge”.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I got a new bucket.

It's much better than my old bucket because the new one came with a lid.

It pails in comparison, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconbuddy95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I went to the doctor and said, I feel like a bucket

Doctor said, you do look a bit pale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsonator85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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All my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Man had the courage to come into my office and ask what the bucket, the rope, and the pipes were for...

Well, well, well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My son just kicked the bucket.

It only went 4 feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSS_is_the_best
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant, change the label then resell them.

Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?

"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicukulele
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Buckets are pathetic compared to bathtubs

In fact they pail in comparison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Buckets
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmoFt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My Bucket Liszt
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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call something that is red and shaped like a bucket?

a red bucket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohnomywaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.

You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna

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I was with my son in the sandbox and he said, β€œtake this shovel and start filling up this bucket, got it?”

I dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My 5 year old granddaughter kept following me while holding a bucket. I asked her what the bucket was for and she said . . .

β€œDad says if you kick it, we’ll be rich!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why did the bucket bounce?

Because it was filled with spring water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekingofwombats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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How did the deaf guy finally kick the bucket?

You see, he had hearing AIDS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satanic_Smaug
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I like my women how i like my buckets, pale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Looks like someone kicked the bucket
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JusMonika
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I was just working on my bucket list
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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My bucket list
  1. Set myself more goals.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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The Doctor could tell right away the bucket was sick.

It was looking a bit pale.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...

I knew he meant well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celticdude234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .

Pails in comparison

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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The last thing my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket?

I wonder how far I can kick this bucket

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Right before he kicked the bucket, my grandpa said to me:

"Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Do you know the last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket?

"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vishalbharadwaj21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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It's days like these I remember what my Grandad said before he kicked the bucket...

He said "Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I’ll always remember what my dad said before he kicked the bucket.

He said, β€œHey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teapin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I'll never forget my old man's last words before he kicked the bucket:

"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevonWhiteTurnUp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?

"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I'll never forget the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.

"Watch how far I can kick this bucket!!!:

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I'll never forget the last thing my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket.......

He said: "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlue08
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I'll always remember what my grandfather said to me just before he kicked the bucket.

He said, "Grandson...How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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All my friends have really expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket, it was...

β€œHey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SouperDumb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What did grandpa say before kicking the bucket?

Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickledust465
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I remember the last thing your grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... it was:

"Hey, how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JosephA420
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I still remember what my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.

He said "kiddo wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shirpersons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Ill always remember what my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.

"Hey son you wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yergaflerga
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I’ll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said

β€œSon”... β€œhow far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

But mine is a little pail into comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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