"How far ya think I can kick this bucket?"
“Watch how far I can kick this bucket!”
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"
When I was 15 there was a Home Depot bucket next to the front door for a while. One night I was watching tv with my mom. She was laying on the couch and I was laying on the floor.
My dad got home from work and as he was taking off his boots he asked “Hey, where did that Home Depot bucket come from?” And without skipping a beat I said “I don’t know. Home Depot?” My mom laughed so hard and my dad was pissed. I got grounded for a week for “being a smart ass”.
I’m now 26 and to this day when my dad and I go to Home Depot I always chuckle and point to the buckets and ask “Hey dad, where do you think those come from.”
On one of these trips I picked one up and was examining it when my dad asked me what I was looking for. I turned the bucket upside down and said “Well would you look at that dad. They’re from Lowe’s.” I thought he was gonna knock my ass out right there.
TLDR: My dad: “Where did that Home Depot bucket come from?” Me: “I don’t know. Home Depot?”
I don’t know what to make of it.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
I thought to myself “these should be free of charge”.
It's much better than my old bucket because the new one came with a lid.
It pails in comparison, really.
Doctor said, you do look a bit pale
Mine is just pail in comparison.
Well, well, well.
It only went 4 feet.
Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?
"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"
In fact they pail in comparison
a red bucket
You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna
I dig.
“Dad says if you kick it, we’ll be rich!!”
Because it was filled with spring water.
You see, he had hearing AIDS
It was looking a bit pale.
I knew he meant well.
Pails in comparison
I wonder how far I can kick this bucket
"Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
He said "Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
He said, “Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
"Watch how far I can kick this bucket!!!:
He said: "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
He said, "Grandson...How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Mine is just a little pail in comparison.
“Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?
"Hey, how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"
He said "kiddo wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
"Hey son you wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
“Son”... “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
But mine is a little pail into comparison.
Mine is just a little pail in comparison.
