"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"
"Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
I don’t know what to make of it.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
Sorry, it’s my bucket lisp
It's much better than my old bucket because the new one came with a lid.
It pails in comparison, really.
I charged for the labor but not the paint. The homeowner said, “why didn’t you charge for the paint?” I said, “don’t worry about the paint. It’s on the house.”
I thought to myself “these should be free of charge”.
Doctor said, you do look a bit pale
Mine is just pail in comparison.
Well, well, well.
Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?
"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"
It only went 4 feet.
In fact they pail in comparison
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
a red bucket
I dig.
Because it was filled with spring water.
You see, he had hearing AIDS
“Dad says if you kick it, we’ll be rich!!”
You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna
A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.
"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."
"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."
The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.
"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.
"What fish?"
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
It was looking a bit pale.
I knew he meant well.
The date you wrote the bucket list.
He said "Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
He said, “Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
He said: "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
"Watch how far I can kick this bucket!!!:
Mine is just a little pail in comparison.
“Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
He said, "Grandson...How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?
"Hey, how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"
He said "kiddo wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
But mine is a little pail into comparison.
“Son”... “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
"Hey son you wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
