TIL In India you can never buy a sandwich in the same place twice
You always have to go to a New Del(h)i
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body.
Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Sometimes I use big words I don't understand
Just to make me sound more photosynthesis
A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested
Police say he was charged with counter fitting
I recently found out the medical name for Viagra
Mycoxaflopin
What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?
A pasta-tute
After nearly three weeks of trying, my wife finally told me, “I’m pregnant!”
She really has the worst stutter ever.
Hear about the farmer who stuck a fruit pip in his bellybutton?
He grew a navel orange!
