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Bellyful Puns

A list of puns related to "Bellyful"

TIL In India you can never buy a sandwich in the same place twice

You always have to go to a New Del(h)i

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/vrek86
šŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body.

Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DatabaseSolid
šŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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Sometimes I use big words I don't understand

Just to make me sound more photosynthesis

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kopites_Roar
šŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested

Police say he was charged with counter fitting

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Epelep
šŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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I recently found out the medical name for Viagra

Mycoxaflopin

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jarl_draven
šŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?

A pasta-tute

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kubricks_cube
šŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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After nearly three weeks of trying, my wife finally told me, ā€œIā€™m pregnant!ā€

She really has the worst stutter ever.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Looks like someone's working his ass off
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/applicantx
šŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Hear about the farmer who stuck a fruit pip in his bellybutton?

He grew a navel orange!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
šŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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One for the Brits

My dad was listening to a couple of Scottish MP's debating on the radio. He turns to us and goes "Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon. I always thought there was something fishy about those two."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/a_knox
šŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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