Why is Santa’s sack so big?
.....because he only comes once per year.
They tried to sack her, and she didn’t have a leg to stand on...
A friend of my mine got sacked from his job, he asked Smoking or Non-Smoking
He should have asked Burial or Cremation
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack...
...because I took a couple of days off.
When a department store santa loses his job does he get the sack?
Do human cannonballs get fired?
Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?
Do prostitutes get laid off?
Do trapeze artists get let go?
My dad got sacked from the roads for stealing yesterday after twenty years.
I couldn't believe it at first but when I got home all the signs were there.
I was bitten by a deer.
Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe.
Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks.
The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow."
"Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says.
The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof."
"That's just a sack of puppies" they say.
The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
What’s a ruck sack’s favourite bread
I was sacked from the ice cream factory today
Just because I refused to work on a Sundae!
My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...
Did you hear about the really short sighted circumcisionist ?
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
Stinkin’ boss sacked me from the M & M factory...
Said I was a Smartie for throwing out all the ones that looked like Ws...
I got sacked from my job at the guillotine factory today
Its a cut-throat business
I was stuck on a crossword the other day, with a word for a postman's sack.
'How many letters were there?'
There were loads in there!
Every thanksgiving when my family is watching football my dad waits until the quarterback is sacked and says the following....
“That’s what you call a look-out block, you turn around and say LOOK OUT”
My boss said he's sacking the person with the worst posture.
I've got a hunch it may be me
why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
What do you call a burglar's loot sack?
An accessory to the crime.
What does a communist pirate call a sack of potatoes?
I have have managed to save $10 towards a large sack of raisins.
It's in my current account.
He's got the sack yet again this year!!!!
I got the sack from the Dermatology Clinic for misdiagnosing shingles...
Which I thought was a little rash.
From Dad Joke of the day on facebook.
I find I can carry large sacks of dahlia tubers with ease, although the eerie glow they emit is somewhat offputting.
They must be light bulbs!
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
I stopped using the phrase "in a nutshell"
I instead use "in a ball-sack"
How long does pepper last in the sack?
I don’t know, I don’t have the thyme to find out those spicy details.
I used to know a guy who did circumcision [NSFW]
The money wasn't great, but he got to keep the tips
Everton sack Ronald koeman
Everton have today announced the departure of Ronald koeman.
In his final interview he said, "I'm only koeman, I can only do so much"
If you sack groceries for a living, you really have no choice but to put everything in.
'cause as they say, baggers can't be choosers.
Why does Santa have a big sack...
Because he only comes once a year.
Why does Santa bring a very big sack?
Because he only comes once a year
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
“I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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