He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
Because it's rough.
A traveling mouse.
When it's ajar!!!
I know, I know...
So that their siren does not die
A mouse going on a vacation
He calls it boot camp.
How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works
You can't put your stuff in the trunk.
It was a chest of drawers.
It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
The police officer asks the man, “Sir, why do you have so many cardboard boxes in your trunk?” The man then replies, “I’m sorry officer, but I’m packing.”
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
An irrelephant.
But that was Ear-Elephant.
He has a trunk full of memories.
The bartender says, "Go home tree, you're trunk."
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
Because they can store everything their trunk
A mouse going on a holiday.
My four year old granddaughter just came home from the zoo and asked why elephants have trunks. I did not miss a beat and replied they have too much stuff for a suitcase.
Because they always bring their trunks.
They couldn't keep their trunks up!
I thought that was a little on the nose.
To make sure you always have a spare.
It could really use some devine intervention.
My wife asked, "why are you wearing swim trunks right now?"
Because, I'm about to dive into bed!
You just have to know what questions they're answering, like, what’s a tree trunk covered in, what’s the french word for egg, how does sandpaper feel, what’s on the top of a house, what’s 1 divided by two
Because you need a pair of trunks to swim
Trunk's at the front.
Me: I know that you love your elephants
Dad: If I could afford to get one.....
Me: Haha. I know you would. They grow up to eat a LOT though
Dad: I can see it now, Mom and I are old, can hardly see, no license. Get out the 'ol elephant and go shopping.😎 Would be plenty of room for groceries and stuff. Elephants have large trunks...
A mouse going on vacation.
A mouse on holiday
They only had a pair of trunks.
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
