Bagger Puns

Dad: That's okay, just leave it in the carton.

I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.

DOUGH!!!!!

I told her no thanks please leave it in the carton

Me: Would you like your milk in a bag sir? Random Dad: No, I'll just keep it in the jug. Obligatory laugh because I work in customer service

and then I said "I hope you don't plan on making any cold calls, there are laws against that!"

Baggers can't be choosers after all.

Because baggers can’t be choosers.

So I'm asking my coworker to prom tomorrow, we both work at a grocery store (she's a cashier and I'm her bagger), all I can think of for a sign right now is something along the lines of "bagging a prom date". Can anyone think of any better grocery store puns for an ask?

'cause as they say, baggers can't be choosers.

When my dad gets milk at the grocery store sometimes the grocery bagger will ask him "do you want the milk in the bag?" he'll say "No thanks, you can just keep it in the jug. Last time it was really big mess." It gets a laugh about half of the time.

I worked at a grocery store for several years, sometimes as a bagger. Sometimes my interactions went like this:

Me: paper or plastic?

Customer: it doesn't matter, you choose

Me: I'm sorry, I can't do that

Customer: why not?

Me: because baggers can't be choosers

(Groans)

I'm a bagger at a grocery store that does carry out. Also, this was last summer in the southern US where it's hot as hell.

I walked this older fellow out and loaded his groceries in his car and started to walk away when he fished his hand into his pocket, walking after me. He said "Can you take tips?" "No, sir--" "Drink plenty of water."

Haven't seem him since.

So I'm a cashier and I've heard nearly every tired joke that customers say to get a laugh out of me. To be honest, they usually only get a pity chuckle and a half-hearted smile. But this guy... he was one Funny Old Dude

This guy and his wife walk up to my register to check out. They look like they could be older than my grandparents. Him, his wife and I were just make cordial small talk, when my coworker who was a bagger today walks up.

>>Bagger: "Would you like paper or plastic today, sir?"

>>FunnyOldDude: "What was that, son?"

>>B: "Paper or plastic today?"

>>FOD: "What ever you want, man. I'm bi-sack-ual."

I busted out laughing. I never expected to hear that! And definitely not from this old white guy!

Why can't baggers be choosers?

Because baggers cant be choosers