A New Year's Eve frat costume party on a train (with an unhinged killer) is the setting for the tale of the most laid-back, capable, head-screwed-tightly-on-his-shoulders, calming, badass train conductor, on one very busy and inconvenient night. Played by Ben Johnson with masterful ease, when Conductor Carne isn't charming the pants off of his fellow brakemen, porters, station masters, engineers, and stokers with jokes, self-deprecating card tricks, and folksy good humor, this part-time RV salesman is calming people down, keeping them safe, hoping the kids just have a really good time and not wanting to harsh their mellow, brandishing axes, delivering the bad news about other people's deaths, discovering corpses, manning the controls of the train himself, and basically thwarting unhinged killers left and right. This movie is worth a watch just to see him in action.
Also aboard is Jamie Lee Curtis with a sassy hairdo, Hart Bochner (Ellis from Die Hard) as a cruel pre-med student, and David Copperfield, mesmerizing the crowd with his creepy/soulful eyes. There are several deaths by sharp implements, and Curtis does what she does best by surviving to the final confrontation with the killer, who you have to admit has a pretty good reason to be upset with her as these things go.
Terror Train is streaming on Amazon Prime.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Now granted this have probably been done many times but what the Hell. Most shocking, most unexpected and most BRUTAL deaths in moviedom. And yes spoilers..
Mine is Unfaithful. Anyone remember that film from 2002. Richard Gere is married to Diana Lane and she cheats on him with a Frenchman no less. Gere confronts him, picks up a very heavy, very ornate snow globe and ...... BAM. Right across his crown. I mean just the way the scene plays. Gere's expression, the French guy's surprise. And the blood. Just Jesus. First time I watched this I was with a buddy. Right when it happened he said, "JESUS, he killed Him!" What about you?
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
And now I’m cannelloni
