Belly Button Puns

A list of puns related to "Belly Button"

What kind of belly button does a car have?

an Audi

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👤︎ u/jvartandillustration
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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What did the police officer tell his belly button?

YOU'RE UNDER A VEST!

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👤︎ u/ShiverMeeTimberz
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You are underAvest!

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👤︎ u/spacemanwho
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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What military branch is an expert on belly buttons?

The Naval Corps.

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👤︎ u/themoistimportance
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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What kind of school do belly buttons go to?

Navel academies.

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👤︎ u/lg_3000
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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If my car had a belly button

do you think it would have an innie or an Audi?

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👤︎ u/measurebeyondwit
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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I think this year, I’m going to give my belly button up for lint.
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👤︎ u/yags2002
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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What do you call a bunch of ships made of belly button lint? [x-post /r/jokes]

A naval naval fleet.

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👤︎ u/InfiniteCows
📅︎ Nov 17 2017
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What would you call a race of seafaring belly buttons

A naval fleet.

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👤︎ u/MrTryhardington
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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What do you call belly buttons fighting each other?

Navel Warfare

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👤︎ u/MichaelScott315
📅︎ Aug 08 2017
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Where do belly buttons go to college

Naval Academy

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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Family discussion about belly buttons.

Sitting around the dinner table the other night...

Little Sister: Belly buttons are weird.

Me: At least you and I have innies, Middle Sister has an outie, gross.

Little Sister: No, she has an innie too!

Little Sister: Dad, does Middle Sister have an innie or an outie?

Dad: ... I thought she had a Mazda...

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👤︎ u/athennna
📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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My girlfriend looked at my belly button

And said "I'm so glad you don't have an outtie" I followed up with "nope, just a volkswagen" which I do actually drive.

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👤︎ u/phill0406
📅︎ Mar 02 2014
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What do you do with an extra belly button???

You put it in the naval reserves!!!

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👤︎ u/dc5powerpack
📅︎ Dec 03 2014
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What did the officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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👤︎ u/UhHowAboutN0
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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What did the police man say to this belly button?

"You're under a vest!"

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👤︎ u/NedDeadStark
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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What did the police officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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👤︎ u/Gr0gn4kTh3B4rb4r14n
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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What did the police officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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👤︎ u/JBaczuk
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What'd the cop say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

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👤︎ u/ThisIsAron
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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👤︎ u/CdotBigz
📅︎ May 08 2019
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