Umbilicus Puns

Just a fun build that's all impale based minions! Video here would love to see other people using this belt, its super fun!

General informations :

Male, 25, European, Ginger (white pale skin).

No other relevant disease (just GERD and congenital thyroid disorder).

I noticed I have a brownish spot on my belly button, and I can't tell if it's suspicious. Would you say the borders are uneven ? Should I run to the doctor ?

Here' the picture : https://imgur.com/a/msW9G0i

Two hairs in umbicus are short and at the end of umbilicus and can't be seen well in photo. That is why I couldn't get a good photo that can be seen clearly. Is this situation normal? Thanks in advance.

I feel like this is a dumb question, but my text says that Grey-Turner and Cullen signs are indications of potential retroperitoneal bleeding. Grey-Turner okay, but isn't the Cullen sign all the way on the ventral surface of the body around the umbilicus? Why would that indicate a retroperitoneal bleed? A huge thank you in advance!!

https://youtu.be/UY9Tqu7cc0A

Another fun tweak to the build, killing sirus after his heal in 4 seconds. I've had it at 2 but I think i'll have to shotgun properly there as you can see i was lazy with positioning. I also will try a different combination of gems for the hungry loop this time as impale is better than melee physical damage for the other one i have.

Any suggestions for how i could improve this would be welcome! I haven't played since abyss and this belt is what drove me to make this build, then i figured double or nothing with necromantic aegis, can't die if nothing is left to kill me right? haha

I'm in the midst of a friendly Urza block constructed league and last night we discovered that [[Umbilicus]] is busted on MTGO: it forces you to pay life. If you say "no", it does not present an option to bounce a permanent; it presents the same dialog in a loop.

Hoping to break MTGO with an insane loop of some kind, a friend and I set up a situation where he untapped at 1 life with Umbilicus on the board; in that situation you're immediately presented with a forced option to bounce a permanent. This is the only situation we found in which you are able to bounce a permanent.

If you do the same thing at 2 life, the game will force you to either keep clicking no until you timeout, or kill yourself by clicking yes.

This isn't highly relevant, I just thought it was funny. I also wonder what other weird broken cards we might find as we work our way through other blocks.

I'm using a throwaway account as it's a bit embarrassing.

I have hair growing directly from the center of my belly button and I can't find anything online to indicate whether this is normal or not, and whether I need to be concerned about it.

Edit: It doesn't hurt.

Here's an MS paint version if it doesn't make sense - https://i.imgur.com/6Uzm9nW.png

Personal details:

• 23M
• 6'1''/185cm
• probably around 200lbs/90kg
• white
• no other existing medical issues or medications taken