You guys hear about the new navel destroyer?
It's a hula hoop with a nail in it!
Beware the double navel
Did you hear about evil man with two belly buttons?
He was di-umbilical.
Should we get navel oranges?
Me: Should we get navel oranges? Boyfriend: yeah they're way better than army oranges
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest!
What kind of school do belly buttons go to?
Navel academies.
Why didn’t Fozzy Bear go for a run?
He preferred a waka waka waka!
A friend of mine is having surgery tomorrow for an umbilical hernia.
He was injured during a navel training exercise.
What do you call a bunch of ships made of belly button lint? [x-post /r/jokes]
A naval naval fleet.
Dad got a bug bite today
He lifted his shirt, pointed to a bug bite on his belly button, and says "I've been the victim of a navel attack"
Groans all around.
What do you call belly buttons fighting each other?
Navel Warfare
Hear about the farmer who stuck a fruit pip in his bellybutton?
He grew a navel orange!
He's going to college for mechanical engineering and MR degrees.
Friend: What kind of orange is that? Me: A navel orange? Friend: So how is that different from an army orange? Me: ...
