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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonCaine
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What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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What did the Bowling Pin say when it was accused?

β€œI’ve been framed!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerMan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?

It was a bowlin’ ace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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What do you do if someone throws a pin at you?

Run, they have a grenade in their mouth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savannah_P_Frost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElTamagotchi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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A man entered a pun contest and said ten pins, hoping one would win...

Unfortunately no pun intended

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducks_ARE_real
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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Eradicate those pins!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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How do you put the pin back in a grenade ?

Quick answers PLEASE !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?

A preemptive strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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This is a Mary Pop-PIN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TripleFourFilms
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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What do they call a bobby pin in Russia?

Boris pin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesnomaybeok
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."

Friend: Wow! What kind is it?

Old man: quarter past 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Pins from the Philly Horticultural Society
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crabbyappletonn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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β€œBobby” Pin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frekkenstein
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Pin β€˜em down!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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My Uber passenger texted me before I pulled up to the pin...

I receive a ping 3 miles away as I’m approaching the ping I get a text β€œ honk your horn excessively until I come outside when you get to xxx address I’ll tip $20”. So I pull up to the pin and start blowing my horn for a solid min. My passenger comes out looking a little annoyed he gets in and we head to his destination. We pull up to his house and his dad is standing outside waiting for him, he greets him and asked how his ride was, he said the drive was great but the fucker blew his horn non stop until I came outside. His dad said that’s weird and handed me a $20.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Disney’s pin-Nokia-oh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeviousOstrich
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Have you heard the one about the pin?

Never mind, I forgot the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OHKING_RIVER
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Designed these punny animals to be made into pins and stickers :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/otterly__adorable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A Bobby Pin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopstix007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Just a Bobby pin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brawl_Noob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I was thinking about pins, then I thought..

If I were you, I'd be hilarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faraznaqvi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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There's a circle of hell for pin humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bi0_B1lly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What did the inflatable teacher say at the inflatable school, to the inflatable student who was holding a pin?

You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vintage2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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If the police pin someone to the ground, but they struggle to get away, do they become a...

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rule 6 compliance section: >!It's an aluminum-shelled resistor. The person trying to escape would be a resistor, but would be put in a car, which are about 9 percent aluminum, if this shitty article I found online is to be believed: https://auto.howstuffworks.com/under-the-hood/auto-manufacturing/5-materials-used-in-auto-manufacturing3.htm the car would be the metal shell.!<

>!also I found online that walking at 5 km/h takes around 100W of energy, so I went with 200W because I figured trying to escape the police while prone probably takes around double the effort.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykirby56
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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A pin for those days when you just... nope.
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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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I beat a guy up with a rolling pin

I sure did straighten him out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfcubware
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Hello! I thought that maybe some of you lovely punny people might want to support my enamel pin kickstarter as they feature these pun-tastic grumpy woodland animals πŸ˜„ I’ll put the link in the comments
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What do sailors call their pin-ups while at sea?

A nautical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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I got a job at the pin factory

I think I can stick with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarbogman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Why should you keep a pin and a bowling ball in the trunk of your car?

To make sure you always have a spare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rezanator11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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What did the West African do after the pins were set up?

'e bowl-a!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewYorkMetsalhead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2014
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Pin a cup of water to the wall.

Dad had a joke he would pull on us then any kid we would bring over. He would announce that he was going to demonstrate how to pin a cup of water to the wall. He would get a cup of water and a strait pin then move a chair over by the wall. He would then proceed to get his victim to hold the pin and the water while he climbed on to the chair. "OK, give me the water!". Then he would make a show of picking out a place to pin it. "Now give me the pin." When they step up to hand him the pin.... he threw the water in their face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveh_2o
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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Did you hear about the two dads that were busted for fighting over a pin-up calender?

... they each got 6 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fericyde
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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