What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
What did the Bowling Pin say when it was accused?
I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
A man entered a pun contest and said ten pins, hoping one would win...
Unfortunately no pun intended
What do you do if someone throws a pin at you?
Run, they have a grenade in their mouth!
How do you put the pin back in a grenade ?
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
What do they call a bobby pin in Russia?
What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?
An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
Designed these punny animals to be made into pins and stickers :)
Have you heard the one about the pin?
Never mind, I forgot the point
There's a circle of hell for pin humour
I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
I was thinking about pins, then I thought..
If I were you, I'd be hilarious
A pin for those days when you just... nope.
What did the inflatable teacher say at the inflatable school, to the inflatable student who was holding a pin?
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
If the police pin someone to the ground, but they struggle to get away, do they become a...
rule 6 compliance section: >!It's an aluminum-shelled resistor. The person trying to escape would be a resistor, but would be put in a car, which are about 9 percent aluminum, if this shitty article I found online is to be believed: https://auto.howstuffworks.com/under-the-hood/auto-manufacturing/5-materials-used-in-auto-manufacturing3.htm the car would be the metal shell.!<
>!also I found online that walking at 5 km/h takes around 100W of energy, so I went with 200W because I figured trying to escape the police while prone probably takes around double the effort.!<
I beat a guy up with a rolling pin
I sure did straighten him out.
Hello! I thought that maybe some of you lovely punny people might want to support my enamel pin kickstarter as they feature these pun-tastic grumpy woodland animals 😄 I’ll put the link in the comments
What do sailors call their pin-ups while at sea?
I got a job at the pin factory
I think I can stick with it.
Why should you keep a pin and a bowling ball in the trunk of your car?
To make sure you always have a spare.
Why did the bowling pins stop working?
What did the West African do after the pins were set up?
Pin a cup of water to the wall.
Dad had a joke he would pull on us then any kid we would bring over. He would announce that he was going to demonstrate how to pin a cup of water to the wall. He would get a cup of water and a strait pin then move a chair over by the wall. He would then proceed to get his victim to hold the pin and the water while he climbed on to the chair. "OK, give me the water!". Then he would make a show of picking out a place to pin it. "Now give me the pin." When they step up to hand him the pin.... he threw the water in their face.
Did you hear about the two dads that were busted for fighting over a pin-up calender?
... they each got 6 months.