26 Hilarious Bucket List Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

All my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just pail in comparison.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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My bucket list

Set myself more goals.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Apr 18 2020

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I was just working on my bucket list

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👤︎ u/Toku-Nation

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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What should be at the top of everyone’s bucket list?

The date you wrote the bucket list.

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👤︎ u/SpankMyMetroid

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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I finally made my bucket list, more on it than I thought...

Mop bucket

Car washing bucket

Garden bucket

Ice bucket

Recycling bucket

Metal bucket

Decorating bucket

Nest of buckets

Small bucket

Orange bucket

Foldable bucket

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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Here is my bucket list:

A five gallon bucket
A wooden bucket
A plastic beach bucket
A mop bucket
A KFC chicken bucket
A bucket seat in my car.

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👤︎ u/ande4100

📅︎ Apr 16 2018

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I'm proud to share with you all, my official bucket list

https://www.amazon.com/slp/plastic-bucket/7yxmhgjes5fn6uz

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👤︎ u/evohans

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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After hearing how popular bucket lists were, I thought I would write my own.

Bucket

Pail

Pot

Kettle

Can

Scuttle

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👤︎ u/TheRealSquiggy

📅︎ Oct 14 2018

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Once I met Juan, I was able to cross him off my bucket list.

Now that I have met Juan, I have met them all

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 10 2019

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Going to KFC has always been on my bucket list

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👤︎ u/bsmilner

📅︎ Jun 11 2018

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Number one on my bucket list

Is probably this

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👤︎ u/fakint

📅︎ Apr 13 2015

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Crossed off my bucket list: find one nightstand and take a picture instagram.com/p/pKT_ZIt0c…

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👤︎ u/WeHoBruin

📅︎ Jun 13 2014

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Just checking off my bucket list... (x-post from /r/funny)

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👤︎ u/thoumyvision

📅︎ Nov 11 2013

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I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.

This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.

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👤︎ u/meticulouslycrafted

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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I will always fondly remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.

"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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👤︎ u/jvlpdillon

📅︎ Nov 22 2015

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1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc. 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters. 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps.

...and that's my Bucket List.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ May 29 2018

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Headed to Home Depot. I need a helmet, a pail, and a toilet.

...and that's my Bucket list

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ May 25 2018

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I fetched a pail of water and ate a whole KFC family meal to myself...

So that's two things I can cross off my bucket list.

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👤︎ u/joeChump

📅︎ Feb 20 2018

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A dad joke between two male-men...

Me, to my 11-year-old son: "If you date someone from the FBI but then you break up, are they now your Fed Ex"?

Son: "Nice DELIVERY, Dad."

I just got out-dadjoked by my son.

(Item 37 on bucket list accomplished.)

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👤︎ u/JustinJamm

📅︎ Feb 21 2018

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I can finally play The Nutcracker on the piano.

That's one more thing I can Tchaikovsky my bucket-list.

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👤︎ u/WilliamTheFoe

📅︎ May 16 2016

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All my friends have really expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

But mine is a little pail into comparison.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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All my friends have these long and expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a pail in comparison.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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All my friends have such long and complicated bucket lists.

Mine is a little pail in comparison.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...

This is my bucket list.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 19 2019

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