Did you hear about that new high-tech shovel?

It was sure groundbreaking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncarlton43
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What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?

A ground-breaking discovery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungry-Hippo_3124
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I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel

It was a real groundbreaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiloTheCat101
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An Ambulance, immediately!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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β€œDad, why do you use a shovel?”

β€œSon, I use it because it is a ground-breaking invention.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNM23
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Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?

That really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Don't you think the shovel was a ground-breaking invention?

(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrub42069
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Did you hear about that great new shovel?

It’s ground breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CATsInY0urM0uTH
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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a tech-savvy shovel?

An internet trowel.

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The invention of the shovel wasn't good

it was groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_dragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greeknicko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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The shovel was a groundbreaking invention

But everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.

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Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_user9901
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The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.

But that didn't solve anything.

Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.

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I was with my son in the sandbox and he said, β€œtake this shovel and start filling up this bucket, got it?”

I dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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The shovel is a truly unique invention.

It was truly ground-breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouKilledKenny12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel?

He just knew it would be groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ing_die
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Shovel man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHITEBLADE___
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Shovels are amazing.

They were truly a ground breaking invention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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The invention of a the shovel was a ground-breaking achievement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benzilla04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...

I had grave concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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The discovery of the shovel was ground breaking

Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled

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Did anyone hear a Shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northwestern253
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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If there's one reason why I love the shovel...

It's because it was a ground-breaking invention

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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug.

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bendoverson490
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Where’s the shovel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
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I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.

The technology in those things are ground breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuferLad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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The invention of the shovel was truly ground breaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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The shovel was really a ground-breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditUserGary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Shovels are a groundbreaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowchugger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but...

the invention of the broom really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What year was the shovel invented?

I don’t know but it was a ground breaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/personGuy02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I just invented a new type of shovel

It’s ground-breaking technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeGlider
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Shovels are amazing

They're groundbreaking inventions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zheenbo1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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When I was little, my dad taught me how to use a shovel.

For me, it was a groundbreaking discovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sensei_jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Have you heard the one about the shovel?

It's a ground breaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fremanofkol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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The shovel is a great invention.

I'd say it was truly ground-breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
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What do you call a man with a shovel

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
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The shovel was

a groundbreaking invention

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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikDied
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Did you hear about the new shovel

It's groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan1273
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateThyGreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noah_1228
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Did you the shovel was...

A ground breaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPaycheck69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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