How did the invention of the shovel go?

It was β€œground breaking”

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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greeknicko
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The invention of the shovel wasn't good

it was groundbreaking

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I was with my son in the sandbox and he said, β€œtake this shovel and start filling up this bucket, got it?”

I dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
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The shovel was a groundbreaking invention

But everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.

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Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_user9901
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The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.

But that didn't solve anything.

Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
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When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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The shovel is a truly unique invention.

It was truly ground-breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouKilledKenny12
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel?

He just knew it would be groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Shovel man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHITEBLADE___
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Shovels are amazing.

They were truly a ground breaking invention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
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I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...

I had grave concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
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The invention of a the shovel was a ground-breaking achievement
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If there's one reason why I love the shovel...

It's because it was a ground-breaking invention

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I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.

The technology in those things are ground breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuferLad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Did you hear about the new shovel

It's groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan1273
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Where’s the shovel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Did anyone hear a Shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northwestern253
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Shovels are a groundbreaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowchugger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Shovels are amazing

They're groundbreaking inventions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zheenbo1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I just invented a new type of shovel

It’s ground-breaking technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeGlider
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The discovery of the shovel was ground breaking

Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled

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When I was little, my dad taught me how to use a shovel.

For me, it was a groundbreaking discovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sensei_jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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The invention of the shovel was truly ground breaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
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What do you call a man standing in a hole with a shovel?

Doug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leadfootliam
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The shovel is a great invention.

I'd say it was truly ground-breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but...

the invention of the broom really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Have you heard the one about the shovel?

It's a ground breaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fremanofkol
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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug.

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bendoverson490
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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The shovel was really a ground-breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditUserGary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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What year was the shovel invented?

I don’t know but it was a ground breaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/personGuy02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What do you call a pilot made of shovels?

An Ace of Spades.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chockaday12
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Whoever invented the shovel is incredible

I mean, it’s such a groundbreaking invention!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigGorilla666
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What did they say about the invention of the shovel?

This is groundbreaking

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The shovel a ground breaking invention.

hope u enjoy

ps i know i am missing a coma.

i can not change the title.

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I shovel my snow, but the wind keeps blowing it back.

It’s really annoying, if you catch my drift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hypnotic99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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What’s the most groundbreaking invention yet?.. shovels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J4YV33lol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Did you guys hear about the new shovel?

It’s ground breaking

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Did you hear the news about the shovel?

It's ground breaking.

But the broom?

That really swept the nation.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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The invention of the shovel was ground breaking. [xpost from /r/Showerthoughts]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Darkest_Knight1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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The shovel is such an amazing and underrated tool

Truly, the most groundbreaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshenanigans
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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the invetion of the shovel was groundbreaking
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Did u hear about the invention of the shovel

It was ground breaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamChaste
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I really enjoyed the party where people would hack away at other people's lower legs with a shovel

It was a real shindig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention

But everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admblackhawk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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I am become shovel, destroyer of public property
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πŸ‘€︎ u/conditackler
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Did you hear about the discovary of the shovel

It was ground-breaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomcooky
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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How important was the invention of the shovel?

It was ground-breaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buckley2111
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I saw a shovel murder on the news.

They classified it as groundbreaking news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCure__
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I bet the creator of the shovel was paid in spades for his invention.

The shovel was truly groundbreaking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention...

...but the broom swept the nation away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offlebagg1ns
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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Shovels are great.

They were a groundbreaking invention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davaca
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[Xpost from askreddit] 1 shovel 1 grinning dad

So someone suggested that I posted this here, not sure if it fits since it happend .but here it is

So I was 10 years old and it was winter ,my mom made me go shovel the snow, 10 minutes later I was finished and walked back inside then my mom went to look and asked me to come back out and actually shovel the snow. Confused I walk out and see that all the snow is still there, so I had to shovel again and before I went inn I asked my mom to come look , she said OK and when I went inside I found my dad with a shit eating grin and a shovel in his hand

I didn't speak with him for an hour

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What do you call a man with a shovel

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
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The shovel was

a groundbreaking invention

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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

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Did you the shovel was...

A ground breaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPaycheck69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noah_1228
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateThyGreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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The invention of the shovel was...

...groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayJays_123-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikDied
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmasbush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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You know what the shovel was?

A Ground Breaking invention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Own_Way
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTMOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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The invention of the shovel

Was groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmy-Retard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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The shovel was a truly ground breaking invention!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Goblin_565
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natty383
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rbatts94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Shovels were a groundbreaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboragemachine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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The shovel

was a ground breaking invention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gertjan-96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave11899
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talpas98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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The invention of the shovel was ground-breaking.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking,

but the invention of the broom swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryyi23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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The invention of the shovel was ground breaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genericfortnite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenuthacker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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shovels are ground breaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simenstroblo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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The shovel was a groundbreaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kronske
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cochini123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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The shovel...

... was a ground-breaking invention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dieksville
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewitsokbrew
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonicPenguinn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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The shovel...

was a groundbreaking invention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simmmsy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottish_Hot_Rod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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The shovel was a groundbreaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJapanPeople
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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The shovel really was a groundbreaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rd357
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/firstpool
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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The invention of the shovel...

...was groundbreaking.

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