Shoveling Snow Puns

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a shovel?"

"In the mail?"

"Hey, Shiznaztm. I gotta go to work later. I'm already working out there. It looks like I'm working Snowvertime today."

Oof...

It was snow big deal.

It’s really annoying, if you catch my drift.

"We're lucky it didn't snow." "Why?" I asked "Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!"

Dad: Man, it really is a winter wonderland out there. (We live in Wisconsin, lots of snow for the last 24 hours)

Girlfriend: Really? You still think that after all the shoveling you guys have been doing?

Dad: Yeah. It makes me wonder why the hell I still live in a place with winters like this.

My girlfriend did not see it coming. I have much to learn.

So someone suggested that I posted this here, not sure if it fits since it happend .but here it is

So I was 10 years old and it was winter ,my mom made me go shovel the snow, 10 minutes later I was finished and walked back inside then my mom went to look and asked me to come back out and actually shovel the snow. Confused I walk out and see that all the snow is still there, so I had to shovel again and before I went inn I asked my mom to come look , she said OK and when I went inside I found my dad with a shit eating grin and a shovel in his hand

I didn't speak with him for an hour