Snow shovel Puns

It’s really annoying, if you catch my drift.

It was snow big deal.

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a shovel?"

"In the mail?"

"Hey, Shiznaztm. I gotta go to work later. I'm already working out there. It looks like I'm working Snowvertime today."

Oof...

"We're lucky it didn't snow." "Why?" I asked "Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!"

Dad: Man, it really is a winter wonderland out there. (We live in Wisconsin, lots of snow for the last 24 hours)

Girlfriend: Really? You still think that after all the shoveling you guys have been doing?

Dad: Yeah. It makes me wonder why the hell I still live in a place with winters like this.

My girlfriend did not see it coming. I have much to learn.

So someone suggested that I posted this here, not sure if it fits since it happend .but here it is

So I was 10 years old and it was winter ,my mom made me go shovel the snow, 10 minutes later I was finished and walked back inside then my mom went to look and asked me to come back out and actually shovel the snow. Confused I walk out and see that all the snow is still there, so I had to shovel again and before I went inn I asked my mom to come look , she said OK and when I went inside I found my dad with a shit eating grin and a shovel in his hand

I didn't speak with him for an hour