Do You Know What A Shovel Is?
A groundbreaking invention
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The discovery of the shovel
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︎ May 27 2021
It snowed 8" last night - took me an hour to shovel the driveway.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Letβs hear it for the shovel...
Truly a groundbreaking innovation
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Did you hear about that new high-tech shovel?
It was sure groundbreaking!
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?
A ground-breaking discovery
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?
That really swept the nation.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
βDad, why do you use a shovel?β
βSon, I use it because it is a ground-breaking invention.β
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︎ Dec 20 2020
When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Don't you think the shovel was a ground-breaking invention?
(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)
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︎ Dec 11 2020
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention
But everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
What do you call a tech-savvy shovel?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel?
He just knew it would be groundbreaking.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
The shovel is a truly unique invention.
It was truly ground-breaking.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
The discovery of the shovel was ground breaking
Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled
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︎ Jan 22 2018
The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
I was with my son in the sandbox and he said, βtake this shovel and start filling up this bucket, got it?β
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Shovel man
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Shovels are amazing.
They were truly a ground breaking invention.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Whereβs the shovel
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︎ Sep 11 2019
If there's one reason why I love the shovel...
It's because it was a ground-breaking invention
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︎ Dec 25 2019
The invention of the shovel was ground breaking. [xpost from /r/Showerthoughts]
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︎ Oct 25 2016
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking,
but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
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︎ Oct 23 2016
What year was the shovel invented?
I donβt know but it was a ground breaking invention
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︎ Apr 01 2019
I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.
The technology in those things are ground breaking.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An Ambulance, immediately!
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Did you hear about that great new shovel?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
The invention of the shovel wasn't good
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︎ Apr 07 2020
What do you call a man with a shovel?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas
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︎ Jul 04 2020
The invention of a the shovel was a ground-breaking achievement
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What do you call a man with a shovel
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas
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︎ Feb 05 2020
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
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︎ Nov 19 2018
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglass.
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︎ Dec 02 2018
Did anyone hear a Shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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︎ May 19 2019
The shovel was really a ground-breaking invention.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
The shovel was
a groundbreaking invention
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︎ Oct 15 2019
The invention of the shovel was truly ground breaking
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︎ May 23 2019
What do you call a man with a shovel?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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︎ Mar 31 2019
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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︎ Aug 21 2019
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
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︎ Jan 17 2019
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but...
the invention of the broom really swept the nation.
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