Did you hear about the situation in which a black, 17 year old excavator robbed a small convenience store?

It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dishwasherfetus
šŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...

This is my bucket list.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Anthonybrose
šŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Did you hear the one about the guy who quit his job as a tunnel excavator?

He thought the work was boring.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SugarBear4Real
šŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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If you are offended by my dad jokes, donā€™t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.

I mean well.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PaulFromTheParty
šŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.

I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/IAMA_SWEET
šŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.

Turned out to be quite the shin dig.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tenglempls
šŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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There were no mines in Soviet Russia

They were called ours

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hessim20
šŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/The_Possum
šŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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I had to leave my job excavating tunnels

It was boring

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/confibulator
šŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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I just finished my first day of excavation training.

So far I'm really diggin' it.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kcj_r
šŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Did you hear about the 500 pound man that they had to bury with a backhoe?

It was a huge undertaking.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/lfantine
šŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why did the archaeologist told his colleagues to stay back at the excavation and hope for the best?

Because there were remains to be seen.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Sgrogee
šŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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I recently came across this ground breaking technology

jackhammer

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/rplusg
šŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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What's the difference between a backhoe and 2 Star Wars enthusiasts wearing the same costume?

One's an excavator and the other is an extra Vader.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/GeeZeR_FroG
šŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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