It snowed 8" last night - took me an hour to shovel the driveway.

It was snow big deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaletale48
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
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Let’s hear it for the shovel...

Truly a groundbreaking innovation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth-noxious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Did you hear about that new high-tech shovel?

It was sure groundbreaking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncarlton43
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?

A ground-breaking discovery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungry-Hippo_3124
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel

It was a real groundbreaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiloTheCat101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?

That really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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β€œDad, why do you use a shovel?”

β€œSon, I use it because it is a ground-breaking invention.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNM23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Don't you think the shovel was a ground-breaking invention?

(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrub42069
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a tech-savvy shovel?

An internet trowel.

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The shovel was a groundbreaking invention

But everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.

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The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.

But that didn't solve anything.

Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
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Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_user9901
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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The shovel is a truly unique invention.

It was truly ground-breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouKilledKenny12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel?

He just knew it would be groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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The discovery of the shovel was ground breaking

Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled

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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ing_die
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I was with my son in the sandbox and he said, β€œtake this shovel and start filling up this bucket, got it?”

I dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Shovels are amazing.

They were truly a ground breaking invention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Shovel man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHITEBLADE___
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...

I had grave concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a ditch?

Phil.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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So there was this zookeeper...

(This probably makes more sense if you're British.)

Doing his rounds one day and when he got to the bird enclosure he noticed a load of the birds had died. Unsure as to what he should do with the bodies he tossed them into the big cat exhibit.

The next day he was cleaning out the primates and noticed the lifeless figure of an ape laying on the floor... not wanting to perform a proper burial and besides- he wasn't earning much more than minimum wage anyway so he tossed it into the big cat enclosure.

On his third day the zookeeper came across his colleague who kept bees, it seems they'd got sick and a lot of the hive had perished. Not to worry, the zookeeper scooped them onto a shovel and tossed them into the big cat exhibit. It's the circle of life he thought to himself.

The next day there was a lot of excitement in the zoo. A new lioness had arrived. The lioness stalked out of the trailer...sniffed at the unfamiliar lion next to her...

"So, what's the food like in this place then?" She asked awkwardly.

"It's actually not that bad" replied the lion. "Over the past few days we've had Finch, chimps and mushy bees"

Badum tssss! Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

Yeah, for any non brits that read all that: Fish, chips and mushy peas is a classic English dish. So...yeah...that's the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FananaBartman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Where’s the shovel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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If there's one reason why I love the shovel...

It's because it was a ground-breaking invention

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The invention of the shovel was ground breaking. [xpost from /r/Showerthoughts]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Darkest_Knight1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking,

but the invention of the broom swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryyi23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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What year was the shovel invented?

I don’t know but it was a ground breaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/personGuy02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.

The technology in those things are ground breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuferLad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An Ambulance, immediately!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Did you hear about that great new shovel?

It’s ground breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CATsInY0urM0uTH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The invention of the shovel wasn't good

it was groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_dragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greeknicko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig

It's not a very long poem but it's a deep one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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The invention of a the shovel was a ground-breaking achievement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benzilla04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What do you call a man with a shovel

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikDied
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug.

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bendoverson490
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Did anyone hear a Shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northwestern253
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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The shovel was really a ground-breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditUserGary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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The shovel was

a groundbreaking invention

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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The invention of the shovel was truly ground breaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

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The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmasbush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateThyGreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but...

the invention of the broom really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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