Uncle Sam Puns

A list of puns related to "Uncle Sam"

While I joined the Army and started a family, my brother Samuel became a doctor. After one of his patients died, my kids asked him what happened.

He told them, "Sorry, Uncle Sam's health care isn't the best."

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👤︎ u/problematikUAV
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Heard this at a restaurant

Waitress: Hi my name is Sam and I'll be taking care of you. Customer: Sam like Uncle Sam, or I guess that would be Aunt Sam for you.

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👤︎ u/Kmo78
📅︎ Jan 20 2014
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