I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
I was shoveling the snow off the driveway with my son today.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a shovel?"
After shoveling snow I came inside and said, "Sure glad we didn't get a foot!" and my youngest daughter said,
Dad comes in from shoveling snow after the blizzard.
"Hey, Shiznaztm. I gotta go to work later. I'm already working out there. It looks like I'm working Snowvertime today."
Oof...
After shoveling the driveway, my father in law told me he threw his back out.
I don't know why he would do that. He's definitely going to need it still.
Shoveling with my son.
As we were working out to the street, he asked "Are we going all the way?"
"I think it's a little early in our relationship for that."
It snowed 8" last night - took me an hour to shovel the driveway.
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Let’s hear it for the shovel...
Truly a groundbreaking innovation
A Shovel passed flying school top of his class
He is a real Ace of Spades
hey did you hear about the new shovel?
you: no
me: what, it's groundbreaking!
What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?
A ground-breaking discovery
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?
That really swept the nation.
Don't you think the shovel was a ground-breaking invention?
(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)
When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention
What do you call a tech-savvy shovel?
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention
But everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.
The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.
I was with my son in the sandbox and he said, “take this shovel and start filling up this bucket, got it?”
The shovel is a truly unique invention.
It was truly ground-breaking.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel?
He just knew it would be groundbreaking.
The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
Shovels are amazing.
They were truly a ground breaking invention.
The discovery of the shovel was ground breaking
Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled
I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...
My wife's an absolute treasure...
By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.
If there's one reason why I love the shovel...
It's because it was a ground-breaking invention
I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.
The technology in those things are ground breaking.
Did you hear about that new high-tech shovel?
It was sure groundbreaking!
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An Ambulance, immediately!
“Dad, why do you use a shovel?”
“Son, I use it because it is a ground-breaking invention.”
Did you hear about that great new shovel?
What do you call a man with a shovel?
The invention of the shovel wasn't good
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas
The invention of a the shovel was a ground-breaking achievement
What do you call a man with a shovel
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglass.
Did anyone hear a Shovel was a ground breaking invention.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
The shovel was
a groundbreaking invention
What do you call a man with a shovel?
The shovel was really a ground-breaking invention.
The invention of the shovel was truly ground breaking
The shovel was a ground breaking invention
Did you hear about the new shovel
The shovel was a ground breaking invention
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