Assault-lick.
All he got was a pine groan.
Funnely enough
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
I hopped to it!
He got hit by a bus
Sometimes you just have to give it a good lickin'
I'm looking for band names that involve the word cone (specifically traffic cones). A few examples I have come up with are "The Rolling Cones," "Earth Wind and Cone," and "The Conas Brothers." I'm sure there are lots of good ones that I'm not thinking of.
But I think he has a solid point
The streets were oddly desserted that night.
He's been a wafer so long now
Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.
It's like she doesn't even have to try
So, I'm the coach of my daughter's soccer team. After a tournament, we had to do our share of the clean up and they told us to gather all of the cones set up on the fields. I turned to few girls on the team and said:
"I guess you could say that we're CONEsolidating."
... I wonder why my daughter doesn't want me to coach next year.
I put together ice cream cones for dessert for my husband and six kids, then scooped some ice cream into a bowl for myself. My husband's friend (dad of one) came in and asked for a cone for himself. He noticed my bowl and asked me what I had against cones. I explained that I'm soy-intolerant, and the cones have soy in them.
He immediately said, "Oh, I'm soy sorry."
