What did Thumper get charged with when he stole a slurp of Bambi's ice-cream cone?

Assault-lick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animakitty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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A pine cone told a dad joke

All he got was a pine groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I've decided to base my stand up routine around hollowed-out cones

Funnely enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magooster14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Dis a tip of the cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Ice Cream Cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_Elektrisk_z
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.

Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination

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Cup or cone?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMGLMAOWTF_com
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.

I hopped to it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Cone-ference. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealLameUserName
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Sword in the Cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stackattack1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firepower98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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[Request] Cone-Based Band Names

I'm looking for band names that involve the word cone (specifically traffic cones). A few examples I have come up with are "The Rolling Cones," "Earth Wind and Cone," and "The Conas Brothers." I'm sure there are lots of good ones that I'm not thinking of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devosity28
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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When your ice cream cone misbehaves...

Sometimes you just have to give it a good lickin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion

But I think he has a solid point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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A donut, cupcake, and a ice cream cone crossed the road...

The streets were oddly desserted that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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My friend turned into an ice cream cone whilst on holiday

He's been a wafer so long now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonhinchliffe10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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7 yr old daughter dropped this when I held up her 2 ice cream cone shaped nail polish bottles to my eyes

Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.

It's like she doesn't even have to try

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legomason
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2016
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Dadjoked over an ice cream cone

I put together ice cream cones for dessert for my husband and six kids, then scooped some ice cream into a bowl for myself. My husband's friend (dad of one) came in and asked for a cone for himself. He noticed my bowl and asked me what I had against cones. I explained that I'm soy-intolerant, and the cones have soy in them.

He immediately said, "Oh, I'm soy sorry."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/busykat
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2014
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Gathering cones

So, I'm the coach of my daughter's soccer team. After a tournament, we had to do our share of the clean up and they told us to gather all of the cones set up on the fields. I turned to few girls on the team and said:

"I guess you could say that we're CONEsolidating."

... I wonder why my daughter doesn't want me to coach next year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turkeymooses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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Driving past a guy dressed as an ice cream cone handing out flyers...

...my younger brother asks out loud "What's that guy doing?"

Without a seconds hesitation my dad: "He's just chilling out"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c14ret
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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