7 yr old daughter dropped this when I held up her 2 ice cream cone shaped nail polish bottles to my eyes

Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.

It's like she doesn't even have to try

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legomason
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2016
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My university gave me my graduation cap yesterday

I sent my dad a picture with the caption "they gave me my stupid hat."

He replied "That's not a stupid hat, that's a smart hat. Stupid hats are cone shaped."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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