Receptacle Puns

A list of puns related to "Receptacle"

A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.

His equipment required a seventh cord.

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👤︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.

I feel betrayed.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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The lady at the French bakery asked me if I’d like my bread in a carrying receptacle.

I told her to baguette.

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👤︎ u/iamtheday
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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This one was real sweet

My wife was making pancakes and she asked me to get out and warm up some maple syrup. As I started looking around for a receptacle and method to warm it up, she said:

W: Didn't we get a little pourer?

Me: Gosh no, I think our overall income has gone up, why?

Sad Trombone: Sad Trombones.

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👤︎ u/jimmyjames78
📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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