Found my girl tending the beehives...

...she’s a keeper 🐝

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Naughty dad... he needs to beehive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JATHierro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call a beehive with no exit?

Unbeelievable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JovanYT_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What bee is not allowed in its beehive?

Hepatitis - B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodprashure
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call a beehive with no exits? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyaUkhaadLegaBe
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What did the ghost say to the beehive?

BOO Bees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateKng
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a beehive with no exit?

Unbelievable

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noamaon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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So, a huge beehive got taken down by the beekeeper yesterday

That's not bee-liveable in the slightest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyrdrink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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This morning I climbed up to the beehive in my yard and used putty to block the exit.

It was unbeeleavable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why do bees stay in their beehive in winter?

Swarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahturkleton
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Where do gorillas keep their beehives?

Apeiaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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What's the temperature inside a beehive?

S'warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarCheadle
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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Found 3 beehives while taking down the canopy we keep our boat under.

Dad: well I guess this was the place to BEE!!

*facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vengefultaco12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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Doing yard work with my dad when we run into a beehive...

Me: "Oh crap, I'm getting out of here!"

Dad: "Are you really that afraid of some bees?"

Me: "You know I'm super allergic to them."

Dad: "Judging by your college transcript I'd say you're more allergic to A's! (har har har) "

Me: -____-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tcurox211
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son

Beehive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rayanDar420
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?

Because he wouldn't beehive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfager123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Thought you guys would like these
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunner3054
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Don’t be afraid of bees...

If you beehive, they beehive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpax
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?

A buzz cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabidEvan522
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Mom always said "leave bees alone and they won't hurt you." At first, I disagreed.

Now I'm a bee leaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What did the bee-mother say when coming home from a hard day at work and all her family is disregarding the table rules?

Why do you beehive like this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayjayjaxon
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?

Hi Honey, I'm home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocopops029
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

Maybe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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What did the Queen bee say to her bee children?

Stop it, you need to beehive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nashedz
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Why are wasps nastier than bees?

Because they can't beehive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobbyLee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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What does the dad bee say to the son bee when he heads off to school?

"Bee on your best beehive-ior!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsilbert1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Bees

(I know I just posted something a little while ago, but I just found this subreddit today and thought of another good dad story)

As a child I had an immense fear of bees. So, one day my dad and I were at the Museum of Science in Boston together checking out the exhibits. In one room there was a huge (actual) beehive encased in glass with hundreds of bees inside. Attached to the glass was a plastic speaker thing so you could put your ear against it and hear all the buzzing. So I mustered up some courage and gave it a go. As I was getting a good listen, my dad went "bzzzzZzzzzz" and tickled my ear with his finger. I freaked the fuck out, and swatted furiously all over the place. I cried, and was all mopey and pouty for the rest of the day.

In hindsight, I realize that that was an opportunity that just had to be seized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/albert_camus69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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Got a couple of maintenance guys at my daughter's school today.

Went to pick up my daughter at school and noticed a rather large beehive in a bush and let the office know. As she and I are leaving, a couple of guys are looking at it and I walk up and say, "What's all the buzzzz....about?" Many groans were heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaaaaaWing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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The lever bee.

This was always one of my dad's favorites to tell us.

A long time ago, there was a beehive in the middle of a forest. Every day, as worker bees do, they would go out into their fields, gather pollen from the flowers, and bring it back to make honey.

The bees had a problem, though, because every so often an intruder would come around, such as a bear who wanted the honey, or kids who thought it'd be fun to throw rocks at the hive. Finally, the bees got tired of it.

Being the intelligent bees that they are, they built an alarm system for the hive. They built it such that one bee pulls a lever, which triggers the alarm that the bees will hear from the fields, and then the bees can come back to protect their home.

There was one bee who was exclusively assigned that job, and he was aptly named the "Lever Bee." His job was to watch for potential adversaries, and pull the lever to raise the alarm.

Now clearly, the safety of the hive depends on this one Lever Bee. So it stands to rea

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kentron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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Why do bees stay in their beehive during the winter?

Swarm

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