What did the ghost say to the beehive?
Boo bees
My friend got a job with a trucking company hauling beehives cross country.
Guess that makes him a U.S. bee driver.
Bought a new padlock to improve my beehive
Now it’s in-bee-leavable!!!
Why did the ghost blush when it looked inside the beehive?
It saw some boo-bees
Found my girl tending the beehives...
...she’s a keeper 🐝
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Unbeelievable
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What bee is not allowed in its beehive?
Hepatitis - B
So, a huge beehive got taken down by the beekeeper yesterday
That's not bee-liveable in the slightest
This morning I climbed up to the beehive in my yard and used putty to block the exit.
It was unbeeleavable
Why do bees stay in their beehive in winter?
Swarm.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Found 3 beehives while taking down the canopy we keep our boat under.
Dad: well I guess this was the place to BEE!!
*facepalm
Doing yard work with my dad when we run into a beehive...
Me: "Oh crap, I'm getting out of here!"
Dad: "Are you really that afraid of some bees?"
Me: "You know I'm super allergic to them."
Dad: "Judging by your college transcript I'd say you're more allergic to A's! (har har har) "
Me: -____-
What did the ghost say to the beehive?
Boo-bees
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Unbelievable
Why do bees stay in their beehive during the winter?
Swarm
