The lady at the French bakery asked me if Iā€™d like my bread in a carrying receptacle.

I told her to baguette.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/iamtheday
šŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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This one was real sweet

My wife was making pancakes and she asked me to get out and warm up some maple syrup. As I started looking around for a receptacle and method to warm it up, she said:

W: Didn't we get a little pourer?

Me: Gosh no, I think our overall income has gone up, why?

Sad Trombone: Sad Trombones.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jimmyjames78
šŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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