The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, “Oh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”
To which I responded, “Meatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”
There's no point.
He is very whet-y.
I got some great shavings.
I really need to hone them.
...and my wife asked, "hows your knife sharpening going?"
"I think I made my point," I replied.
[Mom, dad, SO, I eating Chinese food before Billy Joel concert]
[Finishing up, dad notices bunch of fortune cookies left in the box to be thrown out]
Dad: "You gonna throw all these away?"
Mom: "...are you gonna eat all of them?"
Me: "No reason to throw them out, they're worth a fortune.........."
.......It sounded much better before I typed it all out, I hope it comes across as good as it did that night.
When he got home I asked him what he thought of the session. He says "the material was incredibly dull, and there was no point in the end."
I don’t see the point.
So you always get the point!
It’s very dull at the beginning.
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
Pointless
What's the point?
I said “I was just trying to make a point”.
When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.
I lost the point
What's the point?
I just don’t see the point in it.
Pennsylvania
As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
Dad: What do you need it for, Hungry?
Hungry holds up a broken pencil
Dad: Well, I don't see the point.
There's just no point.
The eraser replied "you have a point."
-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.
...when I asked him why he said because of his age he didn't really see the point.
A lot of people thought it was great, but I didn't see the point.
Because they're stationary.
He was sharpening a pencil with his pocket knife but kept cutting the end off. "Dad if you keep this up its just going to be pointless."
Because Disney made Frozen about Elsa and then they thought, "We need mo' Anna."
Edit: Just a Dad on here trying to sharpen his punchlines.
But it broke, and now there's no point
Me: "Sure, but you'll have to sharpen it."
Student: "Well, then there's no point."
She was sharpening a pencil with an exacto knife and I asked her why she didn't use a sharperner.
"Because its more exacto"
Sigh....
How does Wolverine sharpen his claws?
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