Nutella Puns

You get Salmonella.

...and when she opened the jar it was just about empty. I didn't miss a beat: "That must be the old tella."

"In the supermarket."

Cousin: Hey, where's the nutella?

Me: Shouldn't you use the Oldtella first?

A stick.

Me: No. Why?

Him: To get the ketchup out.

Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.

Child : Dad, can we get some Nutella?

Dad : What's wrong with the old-tella?

I said that's a Nutella

You do Nutella.

I had bought some food and put it away in the cupboards. My girlfriend's friends had come over and wanted to eat stuff.

I didn't want my girlfriend to mention we had a new jar of choc-hazelnut spread to be eaten.

I said "No! You must nutella them!"

Nobody smiled.

Was making lunch for my kids yesterday and they all wanted "stripey" chocolate spread - I dunno, it's mixed with something else in stripes, I don't eat the stuff.

Unfortunately for them, all I could find was plain old Nutella. "Well", I said, "it's better than nutting!"

You get salmonella

You get salmonella

A stick.

A stick