You get Salmonella.
...and when she opened the jar it was just about empty. I didn't miss a beat: "That must be the old tella."
"In the supermarket."
Cousin: Hey, where's the nutella?
Me: Shouldn't you use the Oldtella first?
A stick.
Me: No. Why?
Him: To get the ketchup out.
Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.
Child : Dad, can we get some Nutella?
Dad : What's wrong with the old-tella?
I said that's a Nutella
Nutella
You do Nutella.
I had bought some food and put it away in the cupboards. My girlfriend's friends had come over and wanted to eat stuff.
I didn't want my girlfriend to mention we had a new jar of choc-hazelnut spread to be eaten.
I said "No! You must nutella them!"
Nobody smiled.
Was making lunch for my kids yesterday and they all wanted "stripey" chocolate spread - I dunno, it's mixed with something else in stripes, I don't eat the stuff.
Unfortunately for them, all I could find was plain old Nutella. "Well", I said, "it's better than nutting!"
You get salmonella
You get salmonella
