Did you hear about the hot cocoa who lost all his money?

He got mugged :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCHZY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Why is hot cocoa so frightened?

Its always getting mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why can't you invite cocoa to a dinner?

Because it's always choco-late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zera_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Last night I had The Killers over for s’mores and hot cocoa. We all woke up this morning sick with hangovers

I looked at them and said β€œhow did it end up like this? It was only Swiss-miss.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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How is it called when your cocoa expires?

Choco late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yetanothersmile
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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I just found out how to burn 2000 calories

I left my brownies in the oven too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mafiaworks_08
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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My 17yo niece fell victim to my 32yo dad/uncle humor.

So my mom, my oldest sister, and her daughter where at mine and my wife’s house for the weekend.

After having all the lights out so my wife and niece could play with a Ouija board, my niece wanted to make a cup of hot cocoa in the kitchen but she could find the light switch. The following exchange occurred...

Niece: Where is the light in the kitchen? Me: On the ceiling. Niece: Ok, but how do you turn it on? Me: With a light switch. Niece: Where is the light switch? Me: On the wall. Niece: Which wall? Me: The one with the switch.

She’s a good sport tho. We where laughing, she was grinning but definitely done with my uncle shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunterShotBear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

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Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Rober

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Have you heard about the new chocolate arboreal marsupial bioluminescence?

It's cocoa-koala light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Who is Count Chocula's favorite rapper?

O.T. Genasis because he's in love with the cocoa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehMulbnief
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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