Now, thats something that needs addressing.
"That's me in the corner."
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
But it still remains stationery.
Because he was in Reichweite
It'll still be stationery.
Mailman: βIβll keep you postedβ
I burst into tears. 12 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Gary.
I told him it's because they are stationary
It'll always be stationery.
Itβs was from my uncle Ben
Teapot
Envolope
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
Envelope
to keep him posted
I replied, 'of course it's thick. Envelopes and pieces of paper do not tend to have a very high IQ'.
Stick with me and we'll go places.
I guess you could say that there's...
white mail privilege
Stationary.
...it'll always be stationery.
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. Iβd schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since weβre there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says βcoolest dad in the galaxy,β a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift Iβm thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- Iβm still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I donβt really have that βcreativeβ part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesnβt matter!
it'll still be stationery.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.
It'll still be stationery.
It'll always be stationery.
It'll always be stationery
It'll always be stationery
It will still be statioery
...is it still stationary?
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
.. it always remains stationary
Stick with me and we'll go places.
Stick with me and we'll go places.
It'll still be stationary
DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.
Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
>!Envelope!<
it always remains stationary.
It will always be stationary
