Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
There’s a new virus out called the Peekaboo virus!
They recommend if you catch it to proceed straight to the ICU.
I have a joke about Corona Virus.
I'd tell you it, but you probably won't get it.
What do you call a famous internet virus?
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
How do you know when you’ve contracted West Nile Virus?
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
In these challenging times, I worry about the virus and keeping a roof over my head.
So I went and got the shingles vaccine.
Why did the computer virus disappear?
My smartwatch can't tell me if I have a virus.
But it does tell me if I have ran somewhere.
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
What would you call a virus with a black belt?
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a ‘first catch’ basis...
It’s in a corona-logical order.
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?
Because I can’t stop looking achoo
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus
Sails have gone through the roof
What do you call a German virus?
Ok,so if corona virus isn’t about beer,
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Does anyone know if that Corona Virus goes well with Lyme Disease?
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China
There's also Wu Ping cough
How did China get the virus under control?
Wanna hear a corona virus joke?
Ah ya probably won’t get it.
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
What kind of vehicle does a virus drive?
I’m not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owna...
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-dad outtttttt
Why can’t ants get the corona virus?
Because they’re anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)
I heard that during this virus outbreak, we shouldn't use the same faucets as other people.
It's something called social distance sink.
Why did the virus feel uncomfortable when someone told a disease joke?
Because a little joke never hurt antibody.
I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.
Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?
Me: of coarse!
Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!
Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?
Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!
I love my grandpa lol made me laugh
Want to hear a corona virus joke?
You probably won't get it
What kind of vehicle does a virus drive ?
I'm not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owner
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.
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