Did you hear the joke about the coronavirus?

I probably shouldn’t spread it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back.

No body laughed at that time, but eventually everyone got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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How do you tell your friends that you have coronavirus?

I’ve got no taste, buds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatIsNeat47
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Coronavirus is now all over the world

But China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick_vandernick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Maybe they should CRISPR target Coronavirus with a bunch of memes and hope it goes viral
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Daughter: "Can Santa catch the coronavirus?"

Me: "Probably not, he's really good at elf-isolation"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Dr. walked in and told me that I had the coronavirus.

I asked, β€œAre you sure?”

He said, β€œI’m COVID-19 positive.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harko-Luxa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?

By santatising

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you get if you die from Coronavirus?

A Coughin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The coronavirus won't last for long

Because it was made in china

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My wife got tested for coronavirus...

I am very disappointed, she failed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noblegamer789
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I’ve been self isolating with coronavirus

Above all, I’ve found it tough to stay positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlietd76
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus

They are called the Flu Flux Fang!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/16thPeregrine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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When the first company develops the Coronavirus vaccine we should all proclaim: "Covidatulations"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBossSnake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Have we seen this coronavirus before?

If we have it's plaguerism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Trump's top aides have Coronavirus

It would appear he has a staff infection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WellWrested
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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China just found the first person to get coronavirus

His name is Ah Chu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucburba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...

... that would be unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...

It was all COVID up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msboogers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I have this friend who was worried that they might have coronavirus.

I probably shouldn’t have told them to stay positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.

Sleigh Queen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.

It’s a midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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The coronavirus has many names

But the election infection takes the cake for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScarletWoods
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about the Coronavirus

He never catches anything

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What happens when you don’t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?

You get Covidies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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This is a Coronavirus joke.

Let me know in two weeks if you get it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?

"a lone mask" wants to know !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Coronavirus vaccine

Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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During Coronavirus, always pay businesses with cash where possible.

It will help them make a gross profit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshzyx612
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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This is our first summer not going to Hawaii because of Coronavirus.

Usually it’s because we can’t afford it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Collapse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why don't ants get coronavirus

Because they have antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TermiteJoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why did the Coronavirus doctors get fired?

For MaskDebating on live TV

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niggociable
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Summing up the current coronavirus pandemic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj_seravla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why don't ants get coronavirus?

Because they're good at keeping 6 feet apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunMathematician1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why don’t cows and sheep get coronavirus?

They have herd immunity.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Lines for urinals have become an increasing problem in containing the coronavirus.

So mind your pees in queues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?

By santatising

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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All countries eventually got the coronavirus but...

china got it right of the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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All countries got coronavirus eventually, but...

China got it right off the bat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1Pootato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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All countries eventually got Coronavirus...

But China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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