Did you hear the joke about the coronavirus?
I probably shouldn’t spread it.
I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back.
No body laughed at that time, but eventually everyone got it.
How do you tell your friends that you have coronavirus?
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?
Maybe they should CRISPR target Coronavirus with a bunch of memes and hope it goes viral
Daughter: "Can Santa catch the coronavirus?"
Me: "Probably not, he's really good at elf-isolation"
Dr. walked in and told me that I had the coronavirus.
I asked, “Are you sure?”
He said, “I’m COVID-19 positive.”
How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
What do you get if you die from Coronavirus?
The coronavirus won't last for long
Because it was made in china
My wife got tested for coronavirus...
I am very disappointed, she failed
I’ve been self isolating with coronavirus
Above all, I’ve found it tough to stay positive.
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
When the first company develops the Coronavirus vaccine we should all proclaim: "Covidatulations"
Have we seen this coronavirus before?
If we have it's plaguerism!
Trump's top aides have Coronavirus
It would appear he has a staff infection
China just found the first person to get coronavirus
If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...
... that would be unpresidented.
Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...
I have this friend who was worried that they might have coronavirus.
I probably shouldn’t have told them to stay positive.
Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.
The coronavirus has many names
But the election infection takes the cake for me
I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about the Coronavirus
He never catches anything
What happens when you don’t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?
This is a Coronavirus joke.
Let me know in two weeks if you get it.
Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
Coronavirus vaccine
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
During Coronavirus, always pay businesses with cash where possible.
It will help them make a gross profit.
This is our first summer not going to Hawaii because of Coronavirus.
Usually it’s because we can’t afford it.
Why don't ants get coronavirus
Because they have antibodies
Why did the Coronavirus doctors get fired?
For MaskDebating on live TV
So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
Summing up the current coronavirus pandemic
Why don't ants get coronavirus?
Because they're good at keeping 6 feet apart.
Why don’t cows and sheep get coronavirus?
The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Lines for urinals have become an increasing problem in containing the coronavirus.
So mind your pees in queues.
How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
All countries eventually got the coronavirus but...
china got it right of the bat
All countries got coronavirus eventually, but...
China got it right off the bat!
All countries eventually got Coronavirus...
But China got it right off the bat.
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