Where do viruses go on vacation?
Where to viruses come from?
All these deadly viruses we should be worried about, but when it comes to media attention...
... corona takes the crown
What type of martial arts do viruses know?
My mom's sisters said they are immune to all viruses.
They said it's because of their aunt-ey bodies.
I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission.
I think I got one of those computer viruses
My doctor told me I had e-bola
There has been an outbreak of bovine viruses in Austria.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
Why are bacteria better than viruses?
Because viruses don't have culture
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?
Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a ‘first catch’ basis...
It’s in a corona-logical order.
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?
Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows
You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?
Because I can’t stop looking achoo
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
I told my son NOT to download any microbiology text books.
He just did and now we have like 40 viruses on our computer.
COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China
There's also Wu Ping cough
My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus
Sails have gone through the roof
How did China get the virus under control?
What do you call a German virus?
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
Ok,so if corona virus isn’t about beer,
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Why did the virus feel uncomfortable when someone told a disease joke?
Because a little joke never hurt antibody.
Why can’t ants get the corona virus?
Because they’re anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)
I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.
Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?
Me: of coarse!
Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!
Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?
Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!
I love my grandpa lol made me laugh
Wanna hear a corona virus joke?
Ah ya probably won’t get it.
Does anyone know if that Corona Virus goes well with Lyme Disease?
I hate the way viruses just enter my body without permission
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
PSA: Do NOT download any text books about pandemics.
My son did and now he has a bunch of viruses on his computer.
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