My wife and I went to the Museum of Medicine and we were browsing the exhibits...

Wife: "Look, they used to treat pain with willow bark".

Me: "I'll give that one 3 stars".

Wife: "This one is about the invention of antibiotics".

Me: "I'll give it 8 out of 10".

Wife: "Apparently, they used give people cowpox to protect them from smallpox".

Me: "Definitely 2 thumbs up".

Wife: "Why do you keep doing that?".

Me: "I'm the curator of this museum"!

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📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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April showers bring May flowers...

...unfortunately, the Mayflower brought smallpox.

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👤︎ u/Baikeru
📅︎ Aug 24 2016
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April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

... you thought it was going to be "Pligrims", didn't you? But no.

The answer is "smallpox"...

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