A list of puns related to "Smallpox"
Wife: "Look, they used to treat pain with willow bark".
Me: "I'll give that one 3 stars".
Wife: "This one is about the invention of antibiotics".
Me: "I'll give it 8 out of 10".
Wife: "Apparently, they used give people cowpox to protect them from smallpox".
Me: "Definitely 2 thumbs up".
Wife: "Why do you keep doing that?".
Me: "I'm the curator of this museum"!
Pilgrims
...unfortunately, the Mayflower brought smallpox.
... you thought it was going to be "Pligrims", didn't you? But no.
The answer is "smallpox"...
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