My wife was commenting on one of our cats and its big belly. I said, "I don't get it. She eats protein all day...
...she's on Catkins."
(one of these days my wife's eyes are gonna get stuck in the eye-rolling position)
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Who needs Proteins when you have BROteins
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︎ Aug 16 2020
I've just spilled my protein shake all over myself....
....and all I'm saying is...a donut would never do this to me.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call a Latino body builder thatβs out of protein?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Kid: Itβs hot as hell in here. Dad, can get a protein shake?
Dad: Thereβs no whey in hell.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it
I hope it doesn't become a running gag
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︎ Sep 21 2020
There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a type of protein that plays games?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
A friend told me a joke about RNA and proteins in another language
It got lost in translation.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I couldnβt believe the store was all out of protein powder.
I was like, βNo whey!β
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︎ Apr 19 2020
The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...
Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.
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︎ May 20 2020
Whatβs the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where thereβs a will, thereβs a whey.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales
because where there is a Will, there is a whey
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︎ Jan 21 2020
There is no whey I will do a protein joke.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
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︎ Jan 09 2020
What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 20 2019
My gym buddy died of a protein overdose
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︎ Sep 28 2019
I once dreamed I was a sadomasochistic wheat protein...
I was a gluten for punishment!
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What are Mexican proteins made of?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet
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︎ Oct 02 2019
I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 21 2019
βDad, weβre out of protein powder.β
Dad: βAre you sure?β
Me: βYeah, check the bin.β
Dad: βThereβs no whey!β
Me: ...
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︎ Dec 20 2017
what do memes and protein have in common?
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︎ Apr 21 2019
What is the opposite of a protein?
An amateur teen ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
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︎ May 14 2019
My wife made a PB&J protein shake and asked what I thought. I suggested she add regular kitchen spices.
Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Somebody offered me a protein shake
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder
He said there was no whey
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︎ Sep 21 2018
I prefer dairy-based protein powders
I think they're whey better than the alternatives
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︎ Jan 27 2019
What did Jesus say when he ran out of protein?
"Wait a second... I AM the whey!"
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Which knight made sure King Arthur got his protein?
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︎ Aug 16 2018
I finally decided to add more protein to my diet
Unfortunately, my weight trainer said "No whey".
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︎ Mar 17 2019
"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"
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︎ Mar 11 2018
What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?
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︎ Jan 12 2018
The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.
So one day, I approached him and said,
"Jesus, show me the whey."
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︎ Jan 05 2019
This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....
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︎ Jul 25 2018
My grandfather made sure I inherited his protein shake collection.
Where thereβs a will, there is a whey.
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︎ Dec 26 2017
Why was the protein so self-consious?
Because of how much it wheyed
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︎ Aug 25 2018
What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?
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︎ Jun 05 2019
βWe ran out of protein powder!β
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︎ Dec 13 2018
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
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︎ Dec 04 2018
This protein powder is completely dairy-free.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
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︎ Oct 10 2018
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