My wife was commenting on one of our cats and its big belly. I said, "I don't get it. She eats protein all day...

...she's on Catkins."
(one of these days my wife's eyes are gonna get stuck in the eye-rolling position)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iresenteverything
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Who needs Proteins when you have BROteins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwasiuman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I've just spilled my protein shake all over myself....

....and all I'm saying is...a donut would never do this to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?

No whey Jose!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salex16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Kid: It’s hot as hell in here. Dad, can get a protein shake?

Dad: There’s no whey in hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stchrysostom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it

I hope it doesn't become a running gag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.

It's nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a type of protein that plays games?

Gluten tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Din_Djarin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?

#"NO WHEY!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuriakon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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A friend told me a joke about RNA and proteins in another language

It got lost in translation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I couldn’t believe the store was all out of protein powder.

I was like, β€œNo whey!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...

Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?

Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowlast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales

because where there is a Will, there is a whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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There is no whey I will do a protein joke.

Might get isolated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder

Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?

This is the whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4Lman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My gym buddy died of a protein overdose

He had whey too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeproductdesign
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I once dreamed I was a sadomasochistic wheat protein...

I was a gluten for punishment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What are Mexican proteins made of?

Amigo acids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spanishrapist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet

Aiketo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adopogi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.

And he said "no whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punk_Rock_Chef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_ftw_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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β€œDad, we’re out of protein powder.”

Dad: β€œAre you sure?”

Me: β€œYeah, check the bin.”

Dad: β€œThere’s no whey!”

Me: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceferX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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what do memes and protein have in common?

They both know da whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelanieLN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today

Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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My wife made a PB&J protein shake and asked what I thought. I suggested she add regular kitchen spices.

Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aardvark1292
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Somebody offered me a protein shake

But I said no whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oy-Law
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder

He said there was no whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewhiteshadow01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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I prefer dairy-based protein powders

I think they're whey better than the alternatives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What did Jesus say when he ran out of protein?

"Wait a second... I AM the whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManyVoices
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Which knight made sure King Arthur got his protein?

Sir Loin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystad31
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I finally decided to add more protein to my diet

Unfortunately, my weight trainer said "No whey".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"

"Whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?

I like the whey you move

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.

So one day, I approached him and said,

"Jesus, show me the whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....

No Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltyLogic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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My grandfather made sure I inherited his protein shake collection.

Where there’s a will, there is a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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Why was the protein so self-consious?

Because of how much it wheyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah-S
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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β€˜We ran out of protein powder!’

Dad: No whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newshirtworthy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?

No whey

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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This protein powder is completely dairy-free.

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristianGeek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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