Ether Puns

A list of puns related to "Ether"

An ether/oar situation...
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👤︎ u/R3ALPH8TH
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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[Ether]

If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.

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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ May 03 2017
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you hear about what happened to steve in the nether?

Yea I didn’t ether

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👤︎ u/KomikazeTheToilet
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?

The Ether-Bunny!

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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What kind of ghost is Jack the Ripper?

Ethereal killer

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👤︎ u/Stormline
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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I told my dad my ethernet wasn't working...

Me- Dad, my ethernet only sometimes works.

Dad- I know, it ether works, or it doesn't.

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👤︎ u/RorariiRS
📅︎ Jan 05 2015
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Why does Mike Tyson feel so exquisite when he wakes up?

Because he ethereal.

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👤︎ u/ThePowerFul
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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A customer said this one to me at work today

I was standing at the counter with one of my employees and we were discussing the fact that the scanner doesnt work very well.

Employee: I think its just an ethernet cable.

Me: Change it out with register 3 and I'll order a new one.

Customer: Don't bother, its an ethernet cable, so ether it works or ether it doesn't.

Groans all around.

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👤︎ u/saolson4
📅︎ Jun 29 2015
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What do you call the bunny on anesthesia?

The ether bunny.

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👤︎ u/Conservativeoxen
📅︎ Sep 16 2015
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Mirratrix
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/zeroshadow50
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/JMJTO
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Supasaucey
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/-wao
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/wormfood__
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Said it was ether/oar.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/mpmellor
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/coadnamedalex
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Tempsilon
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Aeidon
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to use gas or knock me out with an oar.

It was an ether/oar decision.

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👤︎ u/acromantulus
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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